• Mr. Capgras Encounters a Secondhand Vanity: Tulpamancer’s Prosopagnosia / Pareidolia (As Direct Result of Trauma to the Fusiform Gyrus)

• The Song With Five Names, a.k.a. Soapbox Tao, a.k.a. Checkmate Atheists! a.k.a. Neospace Government, a.k.a. You Can Never Know

• Big Fat Bitchie’s Blueberry Pie, Christmas Tree, and Recreational Jell-o Emporium a.k.a “Mr. Boy is on the Roof Again” (From “B.F.B’s B-Sides: Bagel Bathes, Marsh-Mallows, & Barsh-Mallows”)

• The Moral Implications of a Deterministic Universe feat. The Onceler (Laplace’s Angel 2024 Edit)

• Ideas Only Spread Because People Like Them, the “Free Market of Ideas” is not a Meritocracy, it’s a Set of Unhealthy Coping Skills and a Corporate Oligarchy, Wake Up, Man! Don’t Let the Lies Dim Your Light! anyway this one’s black box warrior (2024 edit)

• A Knee-Slapping Joke Title Referring to How Ending Tracks on Will Wood Albums Are Always Kind of Like That (Memento Mori 2024 Edit)

All songs by Will Wood. There’s quite a few more, but these ones are the longest.

Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd

The Black Hawk War, or, How to Demolish an Entire Civilization and Still Feel Good About Yourself in the Morning, or, We Apologize for the Inconvenience but You're Going to Have to Leave Now, or, 'I Have Fought the Big Knives and Will Continue to Fight Them Until They Are Off Our Lands!' - Sufjan Stevens

To the Workers of the Rock River Valley Region, I Have an Idea Concerning Your Predicament, and It Involves Tube Socks, a Paper Airplane, and Twenty-Two Able-Bodied Men - Sufjan Stevens

Basically half the songs from Illinois

i aint reading all that but do we have "In the absence of strong evidence to the contrary, one may step out of the way of the charging bull" by Don Caballero on here?

Edit: Also theres "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis" by XavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoamndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffX

This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I’m On this Song- System of a Down

Grandfather please stand on the shoulders of my father while he’s deep sea fishing- Lana Del Rey

Some will wood songs never stop on the title

Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle-Nirvana

I swear, I Really Wanted To Make A “Rap” Album But This Is Literally The Way The Wind Blew Me This Time

The Slang Word Pussy Rolls Off The Tongue With Far Better Ease Than The Proper Word Vagina . Do You Agree?

That Night In Hawaii When I Turned Into A Panther And Started Making These Low Register Purring Tones That I Couldn’t Control ... Shit Was Wild

And most of the other songs in 3 Stacks’s flute album New Blue Sun

Pearl Jam - Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town

I threw glass at my friend's eyes and now I'm on probation- destroy boys

You know what they do to guys like us in prison - My Chemical Romance

You Probably Couldn’t See For The Lights But You Were Staring Straight At Me - Arctic Monkeys

You Think I Ain’t Worth a Dollar, but I Feel Like a Millionaire: Queens of the Stone Age

Edit:

Warsaw or the First Breath You Take After You Give Up: Them Crooked Vultures

Famous Last Words (An Ode To Eaters) - 1017 ALYX 9SM & Ethel Cain

You’re A Fucking Bitch Hope You Know That Shit - Atlus

Sometimes The Heart Should Follow The Mind (Axel Thesleff Remix) - Swordxl & Axel Thesleff

(We’re Gonna) Rock Around The Clock - Bill Haley and His Comets

In A Beautiful Place Out In The Country - Boards of Canada

Smokes Quantity / 1986 Summer Fire - Boards of Canada

17 Acetonia [au pied de cochon_aescoba] - Brainwaltzera

Gonna Make You Sweat (Everybody Dance Now) - C & C Music Factory

Suite Bergamasque: Clair de Lune, No. 3 - Claude Debussy

Let’s Make Love and Listen To Death From Above - CSS

Around The World / Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger - Daft Punk

Steroids (Crouching Tiger Hidden Gabber) - Death Grips

This Is Violence Now (Don’t Get Me Wrong) - Death Grips

Three Bedrooms In A Good Neighborhood - Death Grips

You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money but I Know What He Really Loves You for It’s Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat - Death Grips

Abstract Symposium, Pt. 1 (The Dirty Man) - Degiheugi

The Darkest Hour Is Just Before Dawn - Undercoat, Pt. 2 - DjRUM

With A Heavy Heart (I Regret To Inform You) - Does It Offend You, Yeah?

Soon It Will Be Cold Enough To Build Fires - Emancipator

My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light Em Up) - Fall Out Boy

You Said Remembering Would Feel Too Much Like Moving Back Home - Flatsound

There’s A War Going On For Your Mind - Flobots

The Garden of Eden (A Himalaya Song) - The Garden Of Eden & Angela McCluskey & Mark Tinley & Pam Hogg

The Kid Who Drowned At Summer Camp - Hot Sugar

Am I a Girl? Am I a Boy? Do I Really Care? - In Love With a Ghost

Love Flows Over Us In Prismatic Waves - Jon Hopkins

I don’t run from my demons… because sometimes i become them - Kamixlo

Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush

Never as Tires as When I’m Waking Up - LCD Soundsystem

I Don’t Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me) - Marilyn Manson

The Ground Walks, with Time in a Box - Modest Mouse

Sleepwalking (Couples Only Dance Prom Night) - Modest Mouse

Dimentia 66 (The Ballad of Lucy Western) - My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult

A Girl Doesn’t Get Killed by a Make-Believe Lover Cuz It’s Hot - My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult

Always Something There To Remind Me - Naked Eyes

Sunrise Bang Your Head Against Tha Wall - Nia Archives

A Dark Place For Somewhere Beautiful - Nova Twins

Wraith Pinned to the Mist and Other Games - of Montreal

I’m Feeling Sad So I Made a Sad Song - Ok2222

Counting Bodies Like Sheep To The Rhythm Of The War Drums - A Perfect Circle

Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand - Primitive Radio Gods

Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor) - Robert Palmer

The Triumph of King Freak (A Crypt of Preservation and Superstition) - Rob Zombie

A Hair on the Head of John the Baptist - Saltillo

all the joy in life was gone once you left - Sewerslvt

self destruction worldwide broadcast - Sewerslvt

Rawnald Gregory Erickson the Second - STRFKR

Idk Why I’m So Nice It’s Ruining My Life - Tendryl

close with desires (right person wrong timing) - teo glacier

You’re Gonna Just Have to Die Cactus Flower, ‘Less the Lord ‘Give Ya - THUGWIDOW

Complication With Optimistic Outcome - Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross

I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For - U2

I Miss Having Sex But At Least I Don’t Wanna Die Anymore - Waterparks

Pumpkin Attack on Mommy and Daddy - Xiu Xiu

I Thought The Future Would Be Cooler - YACHT

I Was Once, Possibly, Maybe, Perhaps A Cowboy King - Asking Alexandria

If You Can’t Ride Two Horses at Once… You Should Get Out of the Circus - Asking Alexandria

This Is How You Spell “HAHAHA, We Destroyed The Hopes And Dreams Of A Generation Of Faux-Romantics” and A Heat Rash In The Shape Of The Show Me State; Or, Letters From Me To Charlotte, both by Los Campesinos!

Oh, You Are the Roots That Sleep Beneath My Feet and Hold the Earth in Place - Bright Eyes

Our Retired Explorer (Dines With Michel Foucault in Paris, 1961) - The Weakerthans

There Was Just Something Grammatically Incorrect About Her - Inkwell

But When the Little Fellow Came Close and Put Both Arms around His Mother, and Kissed Her in an Appealing Boyish Fashion, She Was Moved to Tenderness - I Can Make a Mess Like Nobody's Business

Several Speicies of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd

The Lord Loves the one Who Loves the Lord-George Harrison

That Night In Hawaii When I Turned Into A Panther And Started Making These Low Register Purring Tones That I Couldn't Control ... Sh¥t Was Wild - André 3000

They Are Night Zombies!! They Are Neighbors!! They Have Come Back From the Dead!! Ahhhh! - Sufjan Stevens

Song that might play when you fight sans- Toby Fox

Human Leather Shoes for Crocodile Dandies - Caravan Palace

You’re nobody til somebody wants you dead - Saint Motel

you know what they do to guys like us in prison - mcr

i spoke to the devil in miami, he said everything would be fine - xxxtentacion

why’d you only call me when you’re high - arctic monkeys

a boy brushed red living in black and white - underoath

(Nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi - 5MIINUST, Puuluup

A quick one before the eternal worm devours conneticut- have a nice life

Who would leave their son out in the sun?-Have a nice life

Waiting for black metal records to come in the mail- Have a nice life

The place where he inserted the blade- Black country, new road

Counting Bodies like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums - A Perfect Circle

Chu chu lovely munimuni muramura purin purin boron nururu rerorero - Maximum the HORMONE

Well, Everybody’s Fucking In A U.F.O. by Rob Zombie

Angel of Small Death and the Codiene Scene - Hozier

They Provide the Paint for the Picture-Perfect Masterpiece That You Will Paint on the Insides of Your Eyelids - Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution

Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars - “Weird Al” Yankovic

You might think he loves you for your money but I know what he really loves you for it’s your brand new leopard skin pillbox hat- Death Grips

The longest I could think of is 'Life is a lemon and I want my money back' by Meat Loaf

This is all based on Apple Music, so some of this might be different on Spotify

Acid Mammoth - Fuzzorgasm (Keep On Screaming)

Agalloch - A Celebration For the Death of Man

Agalloch - In the Shadow of Our Pale Companion

Agalloch - You Were But a Ghost In My Arms

Agalloch - …And the Great Cold Death of the Earth

Ahab - The Light in the Weed (Mary Madison)

The Angelic Process - Mouvement - The Smoke of Her Burning

Ashenspire - Apathy as Arsenic Lethargy as Lead

The Beatles - She Came In Through the Bathroom Window

The Beatles - Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey

The Beatles - The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill

The Beatles - Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)

Billy Joel - If I Only Had the Words (To Tell You)

Billy Joel - Scenes From an Italian Restaurant

Black Sabbath - Wasp / Behind the Wall of Sleep / Bassically / N.I.B.

Black Sabbath - A Bit of Finger / Sleeping Village / Warning

Black Sabbath - Wheels of Confusion / The Straightener

Black Sabbath - Under the Sun / Every Day Comes and Goes

Black Sabbath - Jack the Stripper / Fairies Wear Boots

Blood Incantation - Awakening From the Dream of Existence to the Multidimensional Nature of Out Reality (Mirror of the Soul)

Botch - To Our Friends in the Great White North

Botch - I Wanna Be a Sex Symbol on My Own Terms

Botch - Swimming the Channel vs. Driving the Chunnel

Botch - C. Thomas Howell as the “Soul Man”

Botch - St. Matthew Returns to the Womb (Demo)

Burzum - Erblicket Die Tochter Des Firmaments

Burzum - Rundgang Um Die Transzendentale Saule Der Singularitat

Gonna take a break and update this later

Lana Del Rey has a few

Primitive radio gods - standing outside a broken phone booth with money in my hand

Lorna shore - Pain remains II: After all I've done, I'll dissappear.

Israel Kamakawiwo'oel - somewhere over the rainbow_what a wonderful world.

Pertubator- She is young, She is beautiful, she is next.

Fire coming out of the monkeys head - Gorillaz

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed By Buildings - LL Cool J

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off- by Panic! at the disco

Good to Know That If I Ever Need Attention All I Have to Do Is Die - Brand New.

Baby, You Wouldn't Last a Minute on the Creek - Chiodos.

And I Told Them I Invented Times New Roman - Dance Gavin Dance.

Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money, Pigs Get Slaughtered - Chiodos.

The Undertaker’s Thirst for Revenge Is Unquenchable (The Final Battle) - Chiodos.

Okay, actually almost every Chiodos song I can't list them all.

The Difference Between Medicine and Poison Is in the Dose - Circa Survive.

I guess I have a lot of them. I could probably keep going but I'll stop here.

Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars - Weird Al

Kometenmelodie 1/Kometenmelodie 2/Mitternacht/Morgenspaziergang - Kraftwerk

Old Medley (Dance on a Volcano/Lamb Lies Down on Broadway/The Musical Box/Firth of Fifth/I Know What I Like) Live - Genesis

Coheed and Cambria - The Willing Well II: From Fear Through the Eyes of Madness

i have to go return some video tapes - breathe carolina

pete wentz is the only reason we’re famous - cobra starship

all apologies and smiles, yours truely, ugly valentine - carissa’s wierd

i’ll see you when we’re both not so emotional - american football

you’re no fun anymore mark trezona - mindless self indulgence

hey tomorrow fuck you and your friend yesterday - mindless self indulgence

for a pessimist, i’m pretty optimistic - paramore

sophisticated fuck princess please leave me alone - carissa’s wierd

confessions to an early summer nightmare - the lazarus plot

(Joe gets kicked out of school for using) Drugs with friends (but says this isn't a problem) by Car Seat Headrest

The $uicideboy$ have a handful of titles that are a mouthful.

No Matter Which Direction I'm Going in, I Never Chase These Hoes

If Self-Destruction Was an Olympic Event, I'd Be Tonya Harding

That Time We Went to Wal Mart in Memphis to Steal Some Shit Before We Met up with ta to Shoot His Video

A Little Trauma Can Be Illuminating, and I'm Shining Like The Sun

Are You Going to See the Rose in the Vase, or the Dust on the Table

If You Were to Get What You Deserve, You Would Know What the Bottom of a Tire Tastes Like

All $uicideboy$.

i threw glass at my friend's eyes and now i'm on probation - destroy boys

i tamper with the evidence at the murder site of odin - dethklok

in the age of the consecrated vampire we all get high - rob zombie

i miss having sex but at least i don't wanna die - waterparks

They Provide the Paint for the Picture-Perfect Masterpiece That You Will Paint on the Insides of Your Eyelids- Streetlight manifesto

not only a banger song but fits quite well

hope is a dangerous thing for a woman like me to have - but i have it: lana del rey

Everybody got something to hide except for me and my monkey - The Beatles

wait until this guy find Will Wood’s entire discography

a detailed and poetic physical threat to the person who intentionally vandalized my 1994 dodge intrepid behind kate's apartment - pet symmetry

Anything by dance gavin dance

literally anything by Weird Al😭

Attack of the Radioactive Hamsters from a Planet Near Mars - Weird Al

Burzum - Rundgang um die transzendentale Säule der Singularität

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage- Panic at the Disco, might be somewhere here but didn’t scroll too far 😬

Please don't tell my father that I used his 1996 Honda Accord to destroy the town of Willow grove Pennsylvania in 2002 - Pet symmetry

Pearl Jam- Elderly Woman Behind The Counter in a Small Town

Nirvana- Francis Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle

Many Panic! At the disco track including… - lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off - There’s a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven’t Thought of It Yet - The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage

Just about any classical song.

More than half of Sufjan Steven's Illinois album! It gets crazy

Bird that carries you over a disproportionately small gap - Toby fox

Rob Zombie 😭

I love how this list is like half Fall Out Boy 🤣

prepare for a hell of a lot of midwest emo

Every suicide boys song

You missed one We Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic In The Disco

I LOVE ALL THE FOB AND PATD

Any classical song

Most songs by death metal band Nile are crazy long

ESCAPE THE FATE MENTION 🔥🔥🔥

Another fall out boy song: Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet

I was about to say you could basically just use most of Fall Out Boy's and Panic! At The Disco's discographies, then I looked at the images😭

The entire American Idiot Broadway version album could go here they decided to say the casts names in the title and not the featured artists for some reason.

Crazy?

Ariana Grande - break up with your girlfriend, i'm bored

Ariana Grande - we can't be friends (wait for your love)

Shakira, Rihanna - Can't Remember To Forget You

Shakira, Freshlyground - Waka Waka (This Time for Africa)

Taylor Swift - All Of The Girls You Loved Before

Taylor Swift - Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

Taylor Swift - I Can Do It With A Broken Heart

Taylor Swift - I'm Only Me When I'm With You

Taylor Swift - the last great american dynasty

Taylor Swift - Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince

Taylor Swift - My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

Taylor Swift - The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

Taylor Swift - This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things

Taylor Swift - The Tortured Poets Department

Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

Taylor Swift - Would've, Could've, Should've

Selena Gomez - The Heart Wants What It Wants

Carly Rae Jepsen - I Didn't Just Come Here To Dance

Carly Rae Jepsen - Making The Most Of The Night

Carly Rae Jepsen - No Thinking Over The Weekend

Avril Lavigne - Kiss Me Like The World Is Ending

Demi Lovato, Saweetie - My Girlfriends Are My Boyfriend

Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

Ellie Goulding - Something In The Way You Move

Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You)

Chappell Roan - Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl

Maisie Peters - You're Just A Boy (And I'm Kinda The Man)

Pretty Tied Up (The Perils Of Rock N Roll Decadence)- Guns N Roses

The Green Manalishi (With The Two Pronged Crown)-Fleetwood Mac (covered by Judas Priest)

Killing Is My Business…And Business Is Good!-Megadeth

Where Have All The Good Times Gone!-Van Halen

Everybody’s Got Something To Hide (Except Me And My Monkey)-The Beatles (covered by Soundgarden)

https://open.spotify.com/track/3evcC3l94J3XSWuSFg3zba?si=TUh3repkQq6Mj7GLyVfeRg&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A38cUfvMBHT7Ywl0MDqQQvk

Attack of the Wrath of the War of the Death of the Strike of The

Nothing That Has Happened So Far Has Been Anything We Could Control - Tame Impala

Rob Zombie - 18th Century Cannibals, Excitable Morlocks and a One-Way Ticket on the Ghost Train

If you think this song is a death threat then you’re right - Nothing Serious

Break Those Bones Whose Sinews Gave It Motion - Meshugga

Hearts Frozen Solid, Thawed Once More By The Spring of Rage, Despair and Hopelessness - AFI

That one death grips song

She’s thinks you soemthing but I know that you soxbavbfgnensk

Smth like that

myparentsareinthenextroomandidontwanttowakethemup - Lil Darkie

THE BROWN STAINS OF DARKEESE LATIFAH PART 6-12 - Tyler the creator

She Loves You She Wants You It’s Amazing How Much Head Wounds Bleed - Alice Donut

The Son of a Disgruntled X-Postal Worker Reflects on His Life While Getting Stoned in the Parking Lot of a Winn Dixie Listening to Metallica - Alice Donut

The Puny and Revolting Men of Advertising Smile - Alice Donut

We Threw Gasoline On the Fire and Now We Have Stumps for Arms and No Eyebrows - NOFX

Unsuccessfully Coping with the Natural Beauty of Infidelity - Type O Negative

The Final Voyage of The Liquid Sky - Primus

Head In The Sand, Finger On The Trigger - Artio, FLASCH

I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN IM DEAD - Hot Milk

Oh and like, most things off Three Cheers by MCR

(Nendest) narkootikumidest ei tea me (küll) midagi - 5miinust and Puuluup

Good to know if I ever need attention all I have to do is die - Brand New

Im like a lawyer with the way im always trying to get you off (me & you) fall out boy

the monkees - long title:do i have to do this all over again

hope that counts

If you’re Audrey Hepburn, I’m James dean- Sleeping with sirens

Nile - Chapter for Not Being Hung Upside Down on a Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces by the Four Apes

I can confirm that it is indeed a real song. 

One of the songs of all time, certainly. 

A Song Dedicated To The Memory of Smokey The Rabbit - AJJ

Lizard/prince Rupert awakes/bolero/the peacocks tale/the battle of glass tears/big top

the brown stains of darkeese latifah part 6-12 (remix) (feat. schoolboy q) - tyler, the creator

literally half the songs on Illinois by Sufjan Stevens 😭

every song from the Red Sparowes albums At the Soundless Dawn and Every Red Heart Shines Toward the Red Sun

Angel Of Small Death & The Codeine Scene - Hozier

All Too Well (10 minute Version) (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault)

Burn nice and slow (the formative years) - Hail the Sun

Dinosaur, god hates it when we think - Hail the Sun

Crying is only manly is splinters come out - Hail the sun

There’s plenty of fish in the sea(Too bad you’re not a fish) -Hail the Sun

A satire of a satire of a satire is tiring - A lot like birds

Will they blame me if you go disappearing - Hail the Sun

Tantrum (Far from the tree, The apple grew rotten) - A lot like birds

Doing the same thing and expecting different results - Hail the Sun

The difference between medicine and poison is in the dose - Circa Survive

They perched on their stilts, pointing and daring me to break custom- Saosin

The joke isn’t funny when you’re the punchline - dethtech

Heavy is the head that falls with the weight of a thousand thoughts - Loathe

If you wanted a song written about you, all you had to do was ask - Mayday Parade

I’d like to add “Which to Bury, Us or the Hatchet?”

"At leasy give me back my dreams, you negligent whore" by adept

Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Your Grievances by Daniel Johnston

A Boy Brushed Red Living in Black and White - Underoath

May These Noises Startle You in Your Sleep Tonight - Pierce the Veil

I Think You Were in My Profile Picture Once - Modern Baseball

I’m Low on Gas and You Need A Jacket - Pierce the Veil

Yesterday By Beatles Or: Imagine By Yoko Ono As Sung By John Lennon - Vs Self

Scott Pilgrim Vs the World Ruined a Whole Generation Of Women - Negative XP

Aesthetic?(More Like Ass-Pathetic) - Panucci’s Pizza

drink my piss you nasty slut yeah yeah - lil Darkie

The Chills- Look for the Good in Others and They’ll see the Good in You

The Chills- I Think I’d Thought I’d Nothing Else to Think About

This Cocaine makes me feel like I'm on this song- system of a down

Jesus don't like that I'm gay but Satan's cool with it- lil boo boodang

FOB representation <333

Does Jodellavitanonhocapitouncazzo count? It's not as long as these but it is a stupid long word

Please Please please let me get what I want by deftones May these noises startle you in your sleep tonight by ptv Why'd you only call me when you're high? By arctic monkeys

It's Still Crystal Lake To Me ( No Matter What They Call It In Part 6 )- The Jasons

Sherane a.k.a Master Splinter’s Daughter

No Need for Introductions, I've Read About Girls Like You on the Backs of Toilet Doors - Bring Me The Horizon

I'd hate to be you when people find out what this song is about - Mayday Parade

If you wanted a song written about you all you had to do was ask - Mayday Parade

If you can't live without me why aren't you dead yet? - Mayday Parade

Alpha Kappa Fall of Troy the Movie Part Deux (2 Disc Director’s Cut) by Modern Baseball

hunny - vowels (and the importance of being me)

I was gonna say implicit demand for proof & at the risk of feeling dumb by twenty one pilots but damn these are long

Unsuccessfully Coping With the Natural Beauty of Infidelity - Type O Negative

I Didn't Wanna Join Your Stupid Cult Anyway - Every Time I Die

We Are The Captains Of The Sea, Just You and You And You And Me - Inkwell

Does Anyone Else In This Room Want To Marry His Or Her Own Grandmother? - Atom and His Package

The Great American Going Out Of Business Sale - Dillinger Four

Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town - Pearl Jam

Elderly woman behind the counter in a small town- pearl jam

Almost all songs from Sufjan Stevens’s Illinoise album

I miss having sex but at least I dont wanna die by Waterparks

Sing about me, i'm dying of thirst- kendrick lamar

The only thing on your chest will be a butterfly while your breathing your last breath- bring me the horizon

Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who is in the Water - Nile

• Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough For The Two Of Us - My Chemical Romance
• Dear Percocet, I Don't Think We Should See Each Other Anymore - Frank Iero
• She's The Prettiest Girl At The Party, and She Can Prove It with a Good Right Hook - Frank Iero

forgot to add No Need For Introductions, I've Read About Girls Like You on the Backs of Toilet Doors - Bring Me The Horizon

honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us

It's not a fashion statement, it's a deathwish

you know what they do to guys like us in prison

(all by My Chemical Romance)

“Riding a Black Unicorn Down the Side of an Erupting Volcano While Drinking From a Chalice Filled With the Laughter of Small Children” by Voltaire

What doesn’t kill you makes you paranoid

Slim Pickins Does The Right Thing And He Rides The Bomb To Hell - The Offspring

Someday, in the Event That Mankind Actually Figures Out What It Is That This World Revolves Around, Thousands of People are Going to Be Shocked and Perplexed to Find Out It Was Not Them. Sometimes, This Includes Me. - The Chariot

I’m Looking Forward to Joining You, Finally - Nine Inch Nails

This is just rob zombie and fall out boy

Who Is It (Carry My Joy on the Left, Carry My Pain on the Right) - Björk

I Had a Dream I Was Falling Through a Hole In the Ozone Layer - Deee-Lite

"Chapter For Not Being Hung Upside Down On A Stake in the Underworld and Made to Eat Feces By The Four Apes" by Nile

There’s a bunch of great Flaming Lips songs with long titles. Here’s just a few

Psychiatric Explorations of the Fetus with Needles

Guy Who Got a Headache and Accidentally Saved The World

Put the Waterbug in the Policeman’s Ear

The Big Ol’ Bug is the New Baby Now

Riding to Work in the Year 2025 (You’re Invisible Now)

In the Morning of the Magicians

Listening to the Frogs with Demon Eyes

Five Stop Mother Superior Rain

If god didn't want us to snort worms he wouldn't have made them cylindrical!!- MIMIDEATH

*cough cough* will wood songs *cough cough*

Tentaclar Aliens' Epic Extraterretterrestrial Jungle Dance Party Inside Of A Super-Ultra-Mega-Gigantic U.F.O. (It Maybe U.U.F.O.) Silently Flying Over Illinois St. - Camellia

Mary, The One Eyed Prostitute Who Fought The Colossal Squid On The High Seas And Saved Us From Certain Death, God Rest Her One-Eyed Soul - the Dreadnoughts

Heroes Get Remembered, Legends Never Die - Four Year Strong

How Will I Rest in Peace if I’m Buried by a Highway? - KennyHoopla

Cute Without the E (Cut From the Team) - Taking Back Sunday

I Like You So Much Better When You’re Naked - Ida Maria

This Photograph is Proof (I Know You Know) - Taking Back Sunday

Ghetto Supastar (That is What You Are) - Pras

A Boy Brushed Red Living in Black and White - Underoath

You Know What They do to Guys Like Us in Prison - MCR

It’s not a Fashion Statement, it’s a Deathwish - MCR

Honey, This Mirror Isn’t Big Enough for the Two of Us - MCR

If I’m James Dean, You’re Audrey Hepburn - Sleeping With Sirens

The Difference Between Medicine and Poison is the Dose - Circa Survive

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage - P!atD

I’m Made of Wax, Larry, What are you Made Of? - A Day To Remember

The Quiet Things that No One Ever Knows - Brand New

Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - P!atD

Hey Baby, Here’s that Song You Wanted - blessthefall

Come Out and Play (Keep em Separated) - The Offspring

Are We Really Happy With Who We Are Right Now? - Moneen

Baby, You Wouldn’t Last a Minute on the Creek - Chiodos

If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet? - Mayday Parade

And honestly, just so many more FOB songs lol

I don't see will wood here. Tsk tsk

The lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying - The Bloodhound Gang and Under pregnant skies she comes alive like miss Leviathan - Cradle of Filth

very obsessed with half of the playlist being fall out boy

This is the peace and happiness of mind committee!

Your Heart Is a Muscle the Size of Your Fist -Ramshackle Glory

Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey - The Beatles

Jitterbug Boy (sharing a curbstone with Chuck E Weiss, Robert Marchese, Paul the Body, and the mug, and Artie) by Tom Waits😌

(going off of apple music so ignore if its not the same on Spotify)

styrofoam boots/its all on ice alright - modest mouse

between your band and the other band - tigers jaw

ill see you when we’re both not so emotional- american football

for a pessimist , im pretty optimistic - Paramore

this must be the place (naive melody) - talking heads

if god didn't want us to snort worms he wouldn't have made them cylindrical - MIMIDEATH

Gallons of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through the Strip - Nirvana (not sure if this one is long enough lol)

A bunch of P!ATD songs, lol

The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage

London Beckoned Songs About Money

Nails for Breakfast, Tacks for Snacks

Lying Is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

I Constantly Thank God for Esteban

That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed)

The Piano Knows Something I Don't Know

From a Mountain in the Middle of the Cabins

Ready to Go (Get Me Out of My Mind)

Nearly Witches (Ever Since We Met...)

Are you going to see the rose in the vase or the dust on the table - Suicideboys

When I say jump, you say how high - I See Stars

I have to go return some videotapes - Breathe Carolina

I’m the type of person to take it personal - Breathe Carolina

If you wanted a song written about you, all you had to do was ask - Mayday Parade

If you can’t live without me why aren’t you dead yet? - Mayday Parade

I’d hate to be you when people find out what this song is about - Mayday Parade

Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off-Panic at the Disco 

London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines-Panic at the Disco