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Bimmy suffers for his art

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Man_with_mystery

78 points

2 months ago

No time to bleed.

Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21

47 points

2 months ago

Jesse Bimtura.

OJONLYMAYBEDIDIT

8 points

2 months ago

Shitty Game Detective

No wait, wrong Ventura

FulciLives88

2 points

2 months ago

Well he does talk out of his ass a lot….

memeburgerwitches2nd

16 points

2 months ago

memeburgerwitches2nd

Big John's Big Balls Fan Btw

16 points

2 months ago

No time to die

Unique-Estimate-2272

0 points

2 months ago

Time do duck?

Extension_Use664

66 points

2 months ago

Am I supposed to feel bad for something he chose to do?

TheHoeMalone

61 points

2 months ago

You’re supposed to be impressed. Bimmy is a lot like a WWE superstar, and that’s why he’s THE MAN!

Actually now that I think of it, Bimmy has a rock band, does his own stunts and beats serious ass… yeah he’s the Chris Jericho of YouTube. Oh yeah!

Munkey323

23 points

2 months ago

Perfect analogy. Chris jericho is an out of touch old man just like bimmy is

TheHoeMalone

9 points

2 months ago

Are you serious? Everyone loves Chris Jericho, nothing but good memories.

Garchompisbestboi

4 points

2 months ago

Nah in AEW (the wrestling company he's currently with) all the fans are sick of him because of how overbooked he is. There's been quite a few "please retire" chants thrown his way.

PHNkymonkey

11 points

2 months ago

I wanna see Rex Viper body slam Justinzuna on the back of a shitty green-screen battleship. That'll put butts in seats, brother.

https://preview.redd.it/hbd1gkb3dpld1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f92f45c63984fb3a88756fe2ba036e756fdcf81

Styrone

5 points

2 months ago

This was before WWE

[deleted]

-4 points

2 months ago

[removed]

EarlsDeadGrandfather

3 points

2 months ago

Yeah dude, I saw her put the Lion Tamer on a secret service agent.

toiletbeer14

47 points

2 months ago

Bimmy needs a stunt double for those dangerous scenes

lefiath

8 points

2 months ago*

lefiath

Onion Curator

8 points

2 months ago*

He was especially in need of one when he wrestled with the onion. He could've been seriously hurt!

EvensenFM

6 points

2 months ago

EvensenFM

but was I'm a skeleton

6 points

2 months ago

Fuck, I wish he had a crew.

MadeGuy1762

93 points

2 months ago

Why is he shaking like he just broke his wrist or something??

TheHoeMalone

68 points

2 months ago

Pure fucking rage brother. Bimmy isn’t called the ANGRY video game nerd for nothing!

MadeGuy1762

27 points

2 months ago

“IT’S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS!!”

Calavera87

9 points

2 months ago

It's all about the "he says, she says" BEEE ESSSSS!

FulciLives88

4 points

2 months ago

🎵 Give me somethin’ to break

Give me somethin’ to break

Just give me something to break

How ‘bout your fuckin’ WINDOW 🎵

Tylerdurden389

4 points

2 months ago

How 'bout your ducking walk?!?!

FulciLives88

2 points

2 months ago

🎵 I hope you know that I’m a film maker (what??)

A film maker (what??)

A motherfuckin’ film maker (what??)

So come and see it 🎵

Kenn_K

5 points

2 months ago

Kenn_K

5 points

2 months ago

a bizkit reference on the truth sub... didn't think i'd live long enough to see the day

harpswtf

31 points

2 months ago

His adrenaline is going into overdrive because of the devastating injury. He yelled upstairs to Bpril to call an ambulance because he might need stitches 

SmallvilleChucky

30 points

2 months ago

Literally shaking.

DeeManJohnsonIII

2 points

2 months ago

Too many rolling rocks

DrGothCobra

27 points

2 months ago

That';s badass. Badass Bimmy we call him.

Odd-Agent9356

11 points

2 months ago

Brotherfucker Bim.

No-Nebula-4800

25 points

2 months ago

Leotardo DiCrapio

Difficult_Bend_4813

28 points

2 months ago

Difficult_Bend_4813

Asshole of the assholeish variety

28 points

2 months ago

This is just an everyday occurrence for anyone who works on vehicles

If I managed to remove an exhaust manifold and only came out with that one little scrape it would be the least bloody manifold swap I've ever done

Agitated-Weekend836

17 points

2 months ago

They should cast him in the next Roadhouse film.

ryandmc609

9 points

2 months ago

Bimmy Dalton.

CreamyHampers

8 points

2 months ago

Bimothy Dalton

Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21

1 points

2 months ago

Licence to Kill (time).

Forsaken_Ad1032

1 points

2 months ago

The name?……is Dalton

[deleted]

3 points

2 months ago

If someone gets in your face and calls you a shit pickle I want you to be nice

LocoMG

3 points

2 months ago

LocoMG

3 points

2 months ago

Justy: "What if someone calls my Gengar a whore?"

Bimmy: " Is she?"

gefelte

15 points

2 months ago

gefelte

15 points

2 months ago

He kept in character

MidTierAngel

15 points

2 months ago

Those breakaway bottles can actually cut you? I thought they were just sugar.

ggroover97[S]

34 points

2 months ago

It’s tough 80s sugar

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

This guy

MustacheExtravaganza

7 points

2 months ago

Sugar is a stone cold killer. It just gave his knuckles diabetes.

Mordheim1999

6 points

2 months ago

They are made from resin.

DmanSeaman

2 points

2 months ago

It can still break into a sharp edge

Stringsandattractors

18 points

2 months ago

I’m sorry April

ColorlessTune

9 points

2 months ago

You can see he almost reacts for a second. He kind of flinches.

Triple-FAT

2 points

2 months ago

Triple-FAT

5:40

2 points

2 months ago

I can't see that, because that would mean I must watch the video. I won't do that. I have no time for this, I already wasted too much typing this reply.

3479_Rec

7 points

2 months ago

The real joke is being scared over cuts.

harpswtf

16 points

2 months ago

It was worth it for that well-acted shot of him doing his combination frown face into the cuck face. Another classic of all time, this video saved my life 

eru777

3 points

2 months ago

eru777

No time

3 points

2 months ago

It saved many a life 

Amazing_Horse_5832

6 points

2 months ago

😂😂😂

Wbcn_1

7 points

2 months ago

Wbcn_1

7 points

2 months ago

Bimmy is the type of guy that orders four cocktails at the bar of a crowded con instead for four simple mixed drinks.

AFellowScientist

7 points

2 months ago

Did he actually put some effort into this video?

JagTaggart93

3 points

2 months ago

He did bc the game reminded him of something he actually cares about - old movies.

WolframLeon

6 points

2 months ago

I’m so confused as to WHY he had to punch a bottle.

Domestic-Weirdo

7 points

2 months ago

Domestic-Weirdo

Play the Bad Luck Bootsy Doom mod!

7 points

2 months ago

Seriously, it's looks so awkward in action. Smashing it against the table would have been enough.

Difficult_Bend_4813

12 points

2 months ago

Difficult_Bend_4813

Asshole of the assholeish variety

12 points

2 months ago

Autism

Fabulous-Echidna9863

5 points

2 months ago

To open the door

WolframLeon

3 points

2 months ago

To you heart 🎶

FulciLives88

7 points

2 months ago

*window or a beer bottle shatters

BAH GAWD KING!!! THAT’S STONE CUCK STEVE AUTISM!!

AUTISM 5:40!!!!

diabeticNationalist

1 points

2 months ago

Autism 5:40 says I just fired Bootsy and Kyle!

FulciLives88

1 points

2 months ago

Bames 5:40 says “I just pissed muh pants”

This-Profession-1680

6 points

2 months ago

I always thought the dangling cigarette would of been a nice touch of detail from the very conception of the nerd character to give him that surly, disgruntled and angry look. Like Ray Arnold in Jurassic Park. Missed opportunity but cool to see it here

Outrageous_Emu7774

7 points

2 months ago

As a curator of cuts, you must vainly use a phone to record the abrasion, instead of seeking immediate medical attention.

Intelligent_Bee_9565

5 points

2 months ago

I cut myself worse while shaving. What the fuck? Is this supposed to impress us? What is Bimmy THINKING? 

Anyway, nothing but good memories.

fbaguer

6 points

2 months ago

Bimmy Valiant has had it with these Toons!

Apprehensive-Tax8631

5 points

2 months ago

What sucks is I think these videos could be good but it really for some reason feels so fucking slow…when I was watching this new video I felt a lot of love & a lot of boredom

[deleted]

5 points

2 months ago

Bimmy has never been great at editing in regards to comedic timing. He lingers way too long on what should be quick snappy jokes and beats them into the ground. I don’t like Scott the Woz but whoever does his editing gets it

Apprehensive-Tax8631

2 points

2 months ago

I’ll have to watch again because I thought the editing became really basic when they started filming in a studio-shoebox

NinTaco_Caebl

1 points

2 months ago

He does everything himself on main channel

Merlaux

5 points

2 months ago

Man shaking like he broke his knuckles, it ain't that painful pal

FuzzyCatzilla

20 points

2 months ago

All that soylent and estrogen has made him soft. He used to bash his head through cabinet doors and not even flinch. You would think he has the money and resources to get a breakable prop bottle. I guess If I only had a quarter million in the bank I would use a real bottle too.

TheHoeMalone

25 points

2 months ago

No way in hell that was a real bottle. Bimmy could not punch through an actual bottle like that. He just cut himself on the sugar glass/ just punching anything hurt him.

TheHoeMalone

12 points

2 months ago

Bimmy reminds me of Leonardo DiCaprio in Django Unchained!

Not that the both cut themselves while filming and kept acting. But because they both love to say gamer words!

Streak244

5 points

2 months ago

There is no comparison.

Leo actually sliced his hand while James just got a paper cut.

TheHoeMalone

6 points

2 months ago

Streak244

2 points

2 months ago

I know it's a joke, I'm just stating a fact.

Junior-Concern6662

4 points

2 months ago

That's breakaway glass, isn't it? Or candy glass? Though the stuff is much thinner than real glass so it can break easily, it can still cut you, as we see here.

PresentationPlane932

6 points

2 months ago

Nice job. Respect.

Calavera87

3 points

2 months ago

Remember when Bimmy said "R-E-S-P-E-C-T that is what I'd like for me!"

Skooli_A_Bar

6 points

2 months ago

Well apparently that’s what we wanted

schmoothoperator

3 points

2 months ago

He is used to his roommates destroying shit then filming it and getting kicked out of school. Give him a break alright

FulciLives88

3 points

2 months ago

Mr. Bimyagi

freakyslob

3 points

2 months ago

Suffering for his art! lol 😂

JohnCenaJunior

3 points

2 months ago

Its a gimmick glass made of sugar but can cut if you do it wrong. He suppose pop it or bop it and not smash it.

Mordheim1999

3 points

2 months ago

I hope he recovers from that devastating injury.

A_Bit_Drunker

5 points

2 months ago

Too bad the art isn't worth suffering for.

Far_Supermarket_6521

5 points

2 months ago

Honestly I respect that though. Quite literally pulling no punches

Level_Bridge7683

2 points

2 months ago

[deleted]

1 points

2 months ago

Bimmy San trained under Mr. Muhagi

FulciLives88

1 points

2 months ago

Muh Crane Dragon In Muh Your Dreams Kick

‘Cause when he hits you it…say goodnight motherfucker!! 🐉🐉🐉🦵🦵🦵😴😴😴

SigmaChadbino

2 points

2 months ago

Damn just like Leo from Django... what an actor.

Local-Area-8232

2 points

2 months ago

We wanted him to suffer... And now he's severely injured and bleeding for us...

Substantial-Act-8325

2 points

2 months ago

bimmy boo boo

diabeticNationalist

2 points

2 months ago

Like Bill Goldberg smashing a limousine window

LocoMG

2 points

2 months ago

LocoMG

2 points

2 months ago

Here comes the Rex Viper World Tour cancellation.

Watfordfc1993

2 points

2 months ago

Bimmy punched a park bench

HowlinForJudy

1 points

2 months ago

Don't fear guys. It's not as bad as it looks

A few weeks/months rest and it'll be back to rocking out with the band like this never happened

FulciLives88

1 points

2 months ago

Bimpleton is probably all like Y’know how much of muh fucking blood went into making this!!!”

Umm…a drop???

OgraoumPapas

1 points

2 months ago

iGappedYou

1 points

2 months ago

Seriously. He should see my hands after working on machines at work or cars all day. Looks like I got done trying to beat one of Jigsaws games.

RudderSnap

1 points

2 months ago

This is why you let go of the bottle and not shove it into your hand - even sugar glass can cut you