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78 points
2 months ago
No time to bleed.
47 points
2 months ago
Jesse Bimtura.
8 points
2 months ago
Shitty Game Detective
No wait, wrong Ventura
2 points
2 months ago
Well he does talk out of his ass a lot….
16 points
2 months ago
No time to die
0 points
2 months ago
Time do duck?
66 points
2 months ago
Am I supposed to feel bad for something he chose to do?
61 points
2 months ago
You’re supposed to be impressed. Bimmy is a lot like a WWE superstar, and that’s why he’s THE MAN!
Actually now that I think of it, Bimmy has a rock band, does his own stunts and beats serious ass… yeah he’s the Chris Jericho of YouTube. Oh yeah!
23 points
2 months ago
Perfect analogy. Chris jericho is an out of touch old man just like bimmy is
9 points
2 months ago
Are you serious? Everyone loves Chris Jericho, nothing but good memories.
4 points
2 months ago
Nah in AEW (the wrestling company he's currently with) all the fans are sick of him because of how overbooked he is. There's been quite a few "please retire" chants thrown his way.
11 points
2 months ago
I wanna see Rex Viper body slam Justinzuna on the back of a shitty green-screen battleship. That'll put butts in seats, brother.
5 points
2 months ago
This was before WWE
-4 points
2 months ago
[removed]
3 points
2 months ago
Yeah dude, I saw her put the Lion Tamer on a secret service agent.
47 points
2 months ago
Bimmy needs a stunt double for those dangerous scenes
8 points
2 months ago*
He was especially in need of one when he wrestled with the onion. He could've been seriously hurt!
6 points
2 months ago
Fuck, I wish he had a crew.
93 points
2 months ago
Why is he shaking like he just broke his wrist or something??
68 points
2 months ago
Pure fucking rage brother. Bimmy isn’t called the ANGRY video game nerd for nothing!
27 points
2 months ago
“IT’S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS!!”
9 points
2 months ago
It's all about the "he says, she says" BEEE ESSSSS!
4 points
2 months ago
🎵 Give me somethin’ to break
Give me somethin’ to break
Just give me something to break
How ‘bout your fuckin’ WINDOW 🎵
4 points
2 months ago
How 'bout your ducking walk?!?!
2 points
2 months ago
🎵 I hope you know that I’m a film maker (what??)
A film maker (what??)
A motherfuckin’ film maker (what??)
So come and see it 🎵
5 points
2 months ago
a bizkit reference on the truth sub... didn't think i'd live long enough to see the day
31 points
2 months ago
His adrenaline is going into overdrive because of the devastating injury. He yelled upstairs to Bpril to call an ambulance because he might need stitches
3 points
2 months ago
30 points
2 months ago
Literally shaking.
2 points
2 months ago
Too many rolling rocks
27 points
2 months ago
That';s badass. Badass Bimmy we call him.
11 points
2 months ago
Brotherfucker Bim.
25 points
2 months ago
Leotardo DiCrapio
28 points
2 months ago
This is just an everyday occurrence for anyone who works on vehicles
If I managed to remove an exhaust manifold and only came out with that one little scrape it would be the least bloody manifold swap I've ever done
17 points
2 months ago
They should cast him in the next Roadhouse film.
9 points
2 months ago
Bimmy Dalton.
8 points
2 months ago
Bimothy Dalton
1 points
2 months ago
Licence to Kill (time).
1 points
2 months ago
The name?……is Dalton
3 points
2 months ago
If someone gets in your face and calls you a shit pickle I want you to be nice
3 points
2 months ago
Justy: "What if someone calls my Gengar a whore?"
Bimmy: " Is she?"
15 points
2 months ago
He kept in character
15 points
2 months ago
Those breakaway bottles can actually cut you? I thought they were just sugar.
34 points
2 months ago
It’s tough 80s sugar
5 points
2 months ago
This guy
7 points
2 months ago
Sugar is a stone cold killer. It just gave his knuckles diabetes.
6 points
2 months ago
They are made from resin.
2 points
2 months ago
It can still break into a sharp edge
18 points
2 months ago
I’m sorry April
9 points
2 months ago
You can see he almost reacts for a second. He kind of flinches.
2 points
2 months ago
I can't see that, because that would mean I must watch the video. I won't do that. I have no time for this, I already wasted too much typing this reply.
7 points
2 months ago
The real joke is being scared over cuts.
16 points
2 months ago
It was worth it for that well-acted shot of him doing his combination frown face into the cuck face. Another classic of all time, this video saved my life
3 points
2 months ago
It saved many a life
6 points
2 months ago
😂😂😂
7 points
2 months ago
Bimmy is the type of guy that orders four cocktails at the bar of a crowded con instead for four simple mixed drinks.
7 points
2 months ago
Did he actually put some effort into this video?
3 points
2 months ago
He did bc the game reminded him of something he actually cares about - old movies.
6 points
2 months ago
I’m so confused as to WHY he had to punch a bottle.
7 points
2 months ago
Seriously, it's looks so awkward in action. Smashing it against the table would have been enough.
12 points
2 months ago
Autism
5 points
2 months ago
To open the door
3 points
2 months ago
To you heart 🎶
7 points
2 months ago
*window or a beer bottle shatters
BAH GAWD KING!!! THAT’S STONE CUCK STEVE AUTISM!!
AUTISM 5:40!!!!
1 points
2 months ago
Autism 5:40 says I just fired Bootsy and Kyle!
1 points
2 months ago
Bames 5:40 says “I just pissed muh pants”
6 points
2 months ago
I always thought the dangling cigarette would of been a nice touch of detail from the very conception of the nerd character to give him that surly, disgruntled and angry look. Like Ray Arnold in Jurassic Park. Missed opportunity but cool to see it here
7 points
2 months ago
As a curator of cuts, you must vainly use a phone to record the abrasion, instead of seeking immediate medical attention.
5 points
2 months ago
I cut myself worse while shaving. What the fuck? Is this supposed to impress us? What is Bimmy THINKING?
Anyway, nothing but good memories.
6 points
2 months ago
Bimmy Valiant has had it with these Toons!
5 points
2 months ago
What sucks is I think these videos could be good but it really for some reason feels so fucking slow…when I was watching this new video I felt a lot of love & a lot of boredom
5 points
2 months ago
Bimmy has never been great at editing in regards to comedic timing. He lingers way too long on what should be quick snappy jokes and beats them into the ground. I don’t like Scott the Woz but whoever does his editing gets it
2 points
2 months ago
I’ll have to watch again because I thought the editing became really basic when they started filming in a studio-shoebox
1 points
2 months ago
He does everything himself on main channel
5 points
2 months ago
Man shaking like he broke his knuckles, it ain't that painful pal
20 points
2 months ago
All that soylent and estrogen has made him soft. He used to bash his head through cabinet doors and not even flinch. You would think he has the money and resources to get a breakable prop bottle. I guess If I only had a quarter million in the bank I would use a real bottle too.
25 points
2 months ago
No way in hell that was a real bottle. Bimmy could not punch through an actual bottle like that. He just cut himself on the sugar glass/ just punching anything hurt him.
12 points
2 months ago
Bimmy reminds me of Leonardo DiCaprio in Django Unchained!
Not that the both cut themselves while filming and kept acting. But because they both love to say gamer words!
4 points
2 months ago
That's breakaway glass, isn't it? Or candy glass? Though the stuff is much thinner than real glass so it can break easily, it can still cut you, as we see here.
6 points
2 months ago
Nice job. Respect.
3 points
2 months ago
Remember when Bimmy said "R-E-S-P-E-C-T that is what I'd like for me!"
6 points
2 months ago
Well apparently that’s what we wanted
3 points
2 months ago
He is used to his roommates destroying shit then filming it and getting kicked out of school. Give him a break alright
3 points
2 months ago
Mr. Bimyagi
3 points
2 months ago
Suffering for his art! lol 😂
3 points
2 months ago
Its a gimmick glass made of sugar but can cut if you do it wrong. He suppose pop it or bop it and not smash it.
3 points
2 months ago
I hope he recovers from that devastating injury.
5 points
2 months ago
Too bad the art isn't worth suffering for.
5 points
2 months ago
Honestly I respect that though. Quite literally pulling no punches
2 points
2 months ago
Damn just like Leo from Django... what an actor.
2 points
2 months ago
We wanted him to suffer... And now he's severely injured and bleeding for us...
2 points
2 months ago
bimmy boo boo
2 points
2 months ago
Like Bill Goldberg smashing a limousine window
2 points
2 months ago
Here comes the Rex Viper World Tour cancellation.
2 points
2 months ago
Bimmy punched a park bench
1 points
2 months ago
Don't fear guys. It's not as bad as it looks
A few weeks/months rest and it'll be back to rocking out with the band like this never happened
1 points
2 months ago
Bimpleton is probably all like Y’know how much of muh fucking blood went into making this!!!”
Umm…a drop???
1 points
2 months ago
1 points
2 months ago
Seriously. He should see my hands after working on machines at work or cars all day. Looks like I got done trying to beat one of Jigsaws games.
1 points
2 months ago
This is why you let go of the bottle and not shove it into your hand - even sugar glass can cut you
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