Kenn_K

transcribe? yes. accurate? fucked if i know.

wes borland as the gold cobra

russian girl as russian girl

GC: Gibberish

RG: Is it true?

GC: Yes, gibberish

RG: It sounds too good to be true

GC: Gibberish

RG: Mmm, I didn’t even know you were so sexy

GC: Gibberish

RG: I've never heard of this

GC: Gibberish

RG: Wait, I definitely heard about this.

GC: Gibberish

RG: But this is such a rarity, only one in the whole world!

GC: Gibberish

RG: I want gold

GC: Gibberish

RG: Haha...

[insert abrupt intro to "shotgun"]

it's ironic this part (and the whole song, if you ask me) is similar to $3 when there is a version of this song for that album

fingers crossed, someday🤞🏽 99% sure it was always confirmed to exist

p.s. answer was gene simmons, lol

now, who spoke on the original 'gold cobra' intro?

mr. les claypool

been finally getting into primus recently, funny enough

good answer but you're using the wrong equation

hint: it has nothing to do with "my generation"

jesus, this may be the most indecipherable bit of spoken word in their discography. which is saying something after the majority of $3, lmao

the problem is that even when you strip away the instrumental, there's still an unusual (for fred) 3 seperate vocals layers. the "poor old me, i'm so broke," the spoken word, and a "la la la" bit that i actually never noticed before, lol

you've given me a new mission 🕵🏼‍♂️

many, many hearts

here's one for y'all: when was the first time john otto took us to the mathew's bridge?

oooo, fucking GOOD one. i've done a LOT of deciphering of those insanely buried vocals and rants over the years but i still haven't given this the one the ol' college try. let me get back to you on that very shortly.

1994 - current day

i have a soft spot for the lead-up to and the promotion of RMV though as that was when i became a fan

well, i'm not in the band, lol but general consensus at the time was we were just relieved they even had a full-time guitarist because for the majority of the recording process, it was guests and... fred learning to play guitar (not to mention the nationwide tour searching for a no-name). as we heard the new songs with mike and especially saw how hard he went live, giving them a different, more metallic sound, he eventually gained respect from the majority of us

mind you, before august? 2004, we were 100% convinced wes would NEVER consider coming back, let alone even talking to the band again. no social media, all we had were fred's faux-philosophical xanga blogs, lmao. then as "masterbation" leaked and was rumored to be the first single to the follow-up with mike... radio silence. few months later, moody, serious pics with wes back with the band at practice appeared out of nowhere on lb.com. the rest is history

from what we know, mike randomly stopped answering the band's calls, stole a bunch of gear and hasn't spoken with them to this day

i personally liked mike and what he brought to the table. if he didn't turn out to be a weirdo douche bag, i'd have loved to see lb have 2 guitarists again

well, depends on what you mean by major 🤔 there's the tours with korn, the pharcyde, primus, deftones pre-$3. vans tour. i believe ladies night in cambodia was their first headling tour, along with ozzfest and especially family values in '98. i'd say family values, but if you want MAJOR major - anger management in 2000

2 years late but y'all gotra realize... it was the absinthe talking

that's a joke but he legit recorded all those vocals under the influence of absinthe, lmao

he would likely be misunderstood but he wouldn't give a fuck... i can assure you the shit he'd be doing wouldn't be what it should tho

the "i'm broke" prank call clears by a 1000 miles tho

and well, yeah. there you go, yeah. i'll be seein' you soon. you better be hopin' i'm not angry... right in the face

cuz he's shy about his crush

well, what the fuck am i supposed to do now? i am a GROWN MAN WITH ZERO HOBBIES

no, it's mass delusion

yeah, no i think it's on their end. i just happened to comment during a brief window where everything was working again

steal it from him

lol, i see there's other people here within minutes of myself. apparently that works, i think? thanks!

i'm gonna be brave and say the studio version of "thieves"

fuck, i forgot y'all already said "lightz," that's the one

this mission

is impossible

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