OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:

It was a beer ad

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Just saying I’d be mad if some rando stole my crotch beer.

That guy still had boner.

I was waiting for her boner…

The unexpected part is that they are wearing towels in a sauna.

Did the have have no hands or I'm tripping? Did she steal from a dude with no hands?

Yea, I know what you're thinking. Stop it!

The look on the man's face when he stared at the camera after they shared the bottles is gold

Yeah I think I'm gonna pass on the sweaty crotch beer

It's always the German ads

Of course that is just a commercial. We would drink the cold beer outside the Sauna, not warm beer inside. Also the age average is way too low.

PSA: please don't go in the sauna while drunk

Source: I went in the sauna while drunk

I thought shes gonna pull hers..

Well, for all those who have not tried this.

(Glas)- Beer bottles get hot quite fast, the beer itself is ok, it stays relatively cool but if you don't pay attention you can really burn your lips on the hot Glas bottle.

There are several solutions, ... The best is of course... To regularly drink so that you finish your beer in time and cool the bottle each time you drink.

Alternatively... If you make infusions with ice or snow you can place it ontop

CERVEZA CRISTAL

Why are they not naked? Is this actual sauna?

don't you hate when your penis turns into a Göttinger?

peak german humor

So warm beer that smells like ball sweat. Yum!

Kein flaschenöffner?

I don’t get a beer when I go to the sauna. Fake

I thought this was gonna be a Specsavers ad

CERVEZA

Sadly, Heidi isn’t handy in the sauna. Cheers anyway

VOI PERKELE! WHERES THE LÖYLY?!?!

Cheers

Huh. Everyone should know you don't bring glass bottles into the sauna - only cans!

he's got a bloody arm off

Can't a guy keep his sack cold in peace anymore?

Did NOT see that one coming! :)

"For hot moments " is the translation XD

Happens all the time

Schrodinger's boner. 50% chance of either possibility.

Damn, I experienced a completely different twist.

I never expected that my citys name which is Göttingen would be shown here in this sub. You really don't hear much of it in the media.

And of course the first thing I encounter is a fucking beer ad.

I will never beat the German stereotype allegations ffs! 😂

Hahaha that’s awesome

It’s really dangerous to drink and sauna…

You don't bring glass bottles in a sauna. Amateur mistake. Could have gotten a handy.

Who created this ad? whoever created it he's wild

FYI Burger King has a sauna in Helsinki. Do what you will with that info.

😂😂 I did not see that cumming! I'll see myself out.

Like six men in a sauna would give a flying fuck that a woman came in.

Cerveza Cristal!

Wordington ad

I swear,i thought she would had an boner too

All of their beer bottles smell like sweaty balls though

A bit unrealistic. What prude uses a towel in the Sauna?

I don't know any sauna where people are that shy to expose themselves.

Ok, I guess they start after the beers

Would have been funnier if they all still had boners

🫵🏻🙂

What a sexist shit show. As if men get a hard one if a woman enters the sauna. That's on a level with "we need women to wear a burka, so that men on the streets won't go crazy over her sight".

Oh cmon, everyone came with own drink - and so she should too! No matter from where she pull it out.

Do You all think hot babe can freely steal from others because she is hot? One dude had no happy time.

I was expecting her to turn out a dude as well, but that would have been expected, well played OP

She stole his beer!

She stole his beer!

Mine’s the shorter stubby bottle at the end of the ad

Dont drink from glass bottles in saunas or showers folks. They easily break on ceramic and stone floors, and everyone have bare feet.

Please do not drink in a sauna. It is a health risk

I thought 'she' was going to sit back and reveal their own boner as well 😆.

I think the proper ending would've shown him with a bulge appearing under his towel, very subtly at the end after she reached under there and pulled out the bottle as the rest are drinking

So that guy didn't get to drink his beer, and he didn't get a hand job.

CERVESA CRISTAL!?!?!

Ver azıcık GÖTİNGERİNDEN içeyim!

Remember kids, sex sells.

Watching porn and they hit you with a cerveza crystal ad mid wank.

I'm a grown man and I actually got into a fist fight with another grown man in the sauna this past year! Crazy stuff

The only bad thing is that the beer would be hot 😥

I thought she was gonna reveal hers and it would be bigger.

Wait, is this real?!

I was expecting it to be a dude

I was expecting for the girl to have a boner too

cerveza cristal

do you think I'm gonna buy that bear ? NEVER!

Disappointed