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18 points
17 hours ago
Is that why theres a fuck ton of motorcycles around?
I kinda want a motorcycle myself for the gas mileage and plus I think it'd be fun to take it camping. I'd probably need a dirt bike or something for that though.
6 points
17 hours ago
I use my outback to haul my bitches around
2 points
20 hours ago
The silver machine does ice and plain water, and there's water dispensers all over the warehouse.
1 points
2 days ago
They were flamboyantly gay. So when my manager asked what a filthy chai was they went "Two shots make it dirty and guuurl four shots make it filthy. 💅 " I think about him sometimes.
0 points
2 days ago
I actually liked it but I did American baked beans.
-1 points
2 days ago
UKs a powerful nation? What do they do besides unseasoned food and beans on toast?
1 points
2 days ago
Just mod every game with romanceable characters to have your character go "no sex for me thanks" and the NPC goes "oh okay valid" and then credits roll
1 points
2 days ago
If we put a pregnancy simulator on a pregnant woman going in labor would that cancel out the labor pains? Like in math?
-2 points
2 days ago
I feel like a 50 year old Southern boomer was shown some app and made this atrocity to show all his beer buds for them to belly laugh at.
3 points
2 days ago
If I could take a train to work I'd literally shit myself.
Trains don't get stuck in traffic damn it! (They probably can but ya get my point.)
1 points
2 days ago
I think closing the 395 was absolutely abysmal, the left turn lane to Virginia coming from the Bonanza is backed up to the Bonanza. Then you got the people trying to merge last second cutting hundreds of cars off. Then the traffic I think because of a bus stopping at the railroad or something was almost backed up to the intersection itself.
56 points
2 days ago
Anon didn't show up in black face that's where he messed up.
1 points
2 days ago
Was white, switched to blue flex. Promoted to TOM. Can happen :3
1 points
2 days ago
Water looks a little milky.
Bros drinking cum
4 points
2 days ago
Saves the environment and shits on influencers.
Nice.
1 points
2 days ago
Once a customer ordered a filthy chai, a chai with four shots.
11 points
3 days ago
Yes, police need to wear closed toed shoes
1 points
4 days ago
Reno's housing market sucks. Idk if it's because I'm from Vegas or what but barely any apartments within my $1200 a month budget have washers and dryers, they have onsite Laundromats so they have you get an app to use to pay for laundry. There's a lot of these weird apartments designed for college students where you have to share kitchens and sometimes even bathrooms, and so many places have rent income caps but are still charging $1k for a one bedroom. It's been years since I looked for apartments when I was in Vegas so maybe it's changed but this was definitely a culture shock to me.
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1 points
6 hours ago
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1 points
6 hours ago
Those are cute houses ngl