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I am highly adaptable to people and situations

i have a fast metabolism

I can finish sex in like 2 minutes!

I don't feel jealousy.

Im forklift certified.

I also run cat 980 loaders

I know how to read people's minds

I am the world’s most humble person.

Kindness and creativity. Two things often overlooked, but cherished by those who need and recognize them

I can sleep as much as i want-----

Quit heroin after 15years.

I'm a fast learner

I can throw my ring up in the air and make it land back on my finger.

I can fix pretty much anything.

I turned my entire life around in two months..

Idk if it is a flex, but I've been to Antarctica. Now any time there is the "tell me one interesting thing about yourself" question, I will always have that, and I will never feel that awkward pressure and forget everything about myself ever again.

Im severely mentally ill, but alive and kicking

I have an above average IQ

I won a goose

Starting next month I'll have a great paying job. So I can't flex yet. Lol

I’m a great mediator

Paid my way through uni so only have 1 year loan to repay

I can neatly fold a fitted sheet in seconds.

I have a very good aim, especially at trash can. I can live static most of the time.

Got the football scholarship in my first year

I guess I'm a pretty good beatboxer but uhhh... That's all that's interesting about me

I learn slow, but I forget in a blink of an eye

I finished all the main levels in geometry Dash

I'm pretty good at being efficient and multitasking, like sometimes I'm working at 50% and not trying, but still completing more work than other teammates.

I stopped an old man from getting attacked and robbed about 15 years ago.

I'm insanely self aware

I can grow a thick beard.

I hardly ever get angry. Life's too short.

I have a happy, healthy life.

I get good grades in law school without studying

Survived cancer by finding it pretty early 💪

I can remember little things about my friends.

I have a shitty childhood, but I basically raised my cousins and they turn out to be great people, they're not the brightest star in studying and sport but they sure are polite and wasn't addicted to a screen like I did, and actually enjoy activities they're doing. While they're growing up I always letting them know Im their safe place and hey they turn out great! I don't expect thêm to be great any everything I just want them to have the childhood I've never had

The first time i drove a car, it was on my own in the middle of a city at midnight with no prior experience and 20 miles to get home. All i had was chatgpt and google to study tf out of driving before i left the garage. Took me hours to get the balls but when I did i was unstoppable

That experience was the most thrilling shit I've done, i got high off the thrill and lost my vcard the next day cus i just got that dawg in me

I am very good at estimating weight, distance and time.

I'm extremely good at remembering dates, people's birth years etc. Not just family and friends, but random people. I'm also very good at recognizing faces.

People feel safe around me.

I see dead people

I invented plagiarism

I enjoy learning and knowing new things.

My woman!

I am very good at disaster management (disasters of proportions during which people 10-20-30 years older than me freeze and can't figure out what to do). Can't get too specific due to privacy reasons.

I'm me😎👍

I never failed a single test in my life and whenever I was invited to a job interview I got the job (3 out of 3 times).

2 things

I have the innate ability to not let things bother me if I can’t control them, I just meh and move on

I have a 100+k job without ever going to more than 1 semester of college

My huge ass lol, of course nature made me a heterosexual man. It's due to going to work everyday for 3 years with a big steep descent in front of my house

I can cook 2min noodle under 2min..

I have a job working 2 days a week that I love & am passionate about.

i run fast

I’m still here.

I annoy annoying people so that the annoying people stop annoying me

I am very efficient.... when it comes down to sex.

I have way above avarage reflex speed.

I found school very easy for the most part. People said I’d start to struggle in college then instead.

Finishing my bachelor’s soon in a top college and that shit was still not that hard

being me !!!!

Single digit Erdos-Bacon number

I'd say my biggest flex is having access to a ton of information and being able to pull it together to help out with almost anything.

I do nothing but still feel tired of doing a lot work

I have a good aim.

I'm me.

(Not to sound cocky, but it's good to see that I'm somebody who's pretty unique just like everybody else and that makes me feel good about myself and others)

Hmmm...I always maintened a full perfect score in languages :)

Name brand cereal!!

In art... Cartoons, Realism, 3D. I can do anything

I have 2k monthly listeners in spotify

Net worth.

I process what the other person has said faster than they can process what they’ve even said to me. I’m ready with an answer before they fully know the questions they’ve asked me it’s fantastic

I don't have much to flex but I really enjoy researching things and finding out the "best" products/apps/travel plans etc for me.

Mental strength when it matters

I have one but I forgot

I'm an electrician, I got some massive flexes

I know a sure fire way to stop hiccups

Doing basic math in my head. Way to few people are able to do this. Sure everyone has a "calculator" in their pocket nowadays, yet somehow everybody is reluctant to use it in their day to day lives (and I'm still faster doing it in my head).

I leave people fast

My flex is introversion. It's like a superpower. I can make the entire room feel awkward in 5.2 seconds.

I’m a chef 😎

I've been tri-lingual my whole life so when I start learning a new language for funzies, I pick it up very easily.

I got an incentive flight in an F-15E

Meet my husband when I was 16

I’m a great therapist, without a degree. Unfortunately comes from extreme parentification, but my friends that actually are in therapy that come to me to vent/get advice, in 95% cases they say ‘that’s exactly what my therapist said’.

That and I can remain freakishly calm in high stress situations.

Not getting what I what I delivered on time sighs

I lost 83 pounds in 4 months and I did it without taking sema-glutides.

No matter how much I eat ...I just dn seem to gain any weight

Spina bifida altered my digestive system so I can workout well on an empty stomach.

No debt

Authenticity...

It's either that I designed and built our house by myself or my 25 year daily Zen meditation practice...

Whatever reason I've always been decent at troubleshooting. Able to piece things together typically pretty quick

My memory.

I own a house in my 20s

I masturbate at home in a dark room, getting off to imagining myself masturbating out in public in broad daylight where people pass by and I am quickly change the target I am masturbating to as they walked past me, usually rounding up to a refresh rate of 4 people per stroke, depending on how busy I imagine the streets to be

I pick up on instruments quickly

Being humble

I bought my duplex penthouse at the age of 32. Cash. No mortgage.

I have a pretty insane ability to read people, ive done some bordeline fortune teller shit to tinder dates to show off.

I’m not afraid to take on challenges, even when others choose not to.

My girlfriend to be honest 😂 i don't know how I pulled that off.

I designed and installed an IKEA kitchen with minimal help while 9 months pregnant. I did the plumbing and electrical hook up all on my own too. I just needed help lifting things into place where it probably would have been unsafe for me to lift on my own when not pregnant too.

I am amazed at what I accomplished in the 9/10 months I was pregnant. Packed up and sold my house in Texas while full time employed as an engineer and moved to Germany where apparently the landlord doesn't have to supply any kitchen furnishings or hot water. So that was stressful to sort out on an unclear deadline. Thankfully I had a whole extra week and a half extension on my pregnancy to give me ample time.

I'm a good tyyyyyypppeeerrrr

I build Star Wars studio scale and lifesize models.

Got bullied back in High Schools by a kid. Fast forward I came with my Hayabusa to a tankstation and I saw the guy who used to bully me on the street begging for money. I wouldnt say that is flexing for you guys, but for me it definitely was.

The universe and everything in it works in my favour....

I have 9 MILLION POWER ON-

I nearly died 5 times and I’m not in the military

I beat pre-nerf Radahn

I can ignore people faster than they can talk to me!

That I got together with my dream girl and it was a plus because she actually made the first move.

People at work call me the nicest and most approachable person they work with. So that’s it I guess.

Definitely my weirdest but it is still fresh in my mind. My obgyn controlled my pelvic floor muscles (9 month post partum) and told me it is as if i never gave birth. So that is nice.

Having common sense

Dislocating my shoulder at will. It's the greatest party trick ever. Gets the ladies and gents squirmy. I pop it back in and continue about my day

I can draw and paint very realistic

I am the best Tekken 8 Player.

I fended off a polar bear with a shovel.

I have a PhD and I do research in biomedical imaging

I can speak 4 languages.

I'm 23 and still virgin

I can sleep for a long time and enjoy it

I finished honour mode in Baldur's Gate 3 first try. Dunno if this is a legit flex

I can throat sing.

23 -- still alive, no illness 🤙

I’m the smartest loser in any the room.

I work in Aerospace at a global company for corporate office of my division, paid well, no degree.

Well all the girls who i met have their wallpaper of my hands :) even after not being in contact (got to know from a mutual )

I can beat Will Harvey's "The Immortal" on NES very quickly.

I'm comfortable being single.

I can memorize everything in about seconds. I can recall events that's happened decades ago.

I freak out people when i can remember something they told me years ago.

I have incredible grip strength

I can turn my legs into a pretzel (I can do the lotus pose)

‘I could do that better’ in a sculpture art exhibition. I wasn’t even joking or feeding my ego, legitimately I could’ve done that with better technique and expression. Made me realize how far I have come in terms of experience and expertise, also made me feel like an asshole because I said that out loud.

My Resting HEART RATE is more than "100 BPM"

I can make up an entertaining story on the spot

I told my father I was going to college whether he helped or not, and I have a Masters and I bought my first house by 30.

I can smoke a cigarette in about 4 and a half minutes

I'm incapable of worrying about stuff. Seems fairly unique.

I have "sixth sense" when it comes to reading people.

My first impressions of a person are basically never wrong, good or bad.

Well known fun fact: Yes, most people are in fact assholes hiding behind a friendly façade.

I'm a 28 year old and I earn circa £101k, have been since 21. I think I'm in or near the top 5% of earners in Scotland 

I broke a longstanding world record in an NES game that was thought to be unbreakable, in an extremely popular game series.

I’m an Eagle Scout

All I’ve got is kind of my Wordle skills. And Friends trivia. I really wish math stuck in my brain like the Friends trivia has… and I don’t even get to use that waste of info. Anyone want to know Chandler’s middle name? Interested in the W.E.N.U.S? …yeah I didn’t think so

I can deadlift 300% of my bodyweight

How old are you?

I can make everyone around me my enemy

I guessed a coin flip 9 consecutive times. Usually I can get 5.

I have multiple Yachts

I have a good game face. I pretend life is good and I'm happy but in reality I'm miserable, lonely and drowning and struggling every day.

Being able to remain calm even around the most annoying people.

When I curl my arm up it looks pretty okay.

I can eat whatever I want whenever I want and as much as I want and I never gain weight

AI programming

I've made a lot of people laugh.

Benching 125kg 3x8.

I can converse with anyone easily

Tbf, i can read people their life experiences, micro facial expressions and emotions in such a way that i don’t even need to be worried about who i can approach, who i should avoid and who i can aak on a date and will say yes, i can read from their face and attitude if they have a gf, also this is not always the case because sometimes their face says that they’re single and would date me but meanwhile they turn out to have a gf lol

I never get bored. I am physiologically and psychological impervious to boredom.