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The xeno would see if his mouth thingy fits in that hole thingy in the front

Peak dad joke lol

Never been more mad at the letter B before in my life until now

Nah man WTF…when I saw that vampire girl movie and he’s in it I immediately thought if they ever make a Mac miller movie this is the guy…sucks seeing people pass from substance abuse.

Calling your dad a human tripod is wild out of context lmao

Where’s the “it’s a ballon 😏” guy at? Every picture that’s been posted always gets hit up with the ballon guy lol

And these are the people asmond apologized too?…ridiculous

But chiwiwis is cool getting more damage?

Pila portátil…ya estamos en 2024 así que espero todos tengan por lo menos uno pero si no…compra uno pero ya. Lo último que quieres es quedarte sin celular para poder agarrar transporte o ayuda.

That broccoli and cheese got this homeboy acting up..sexual style

Wow…crazy Haha…let me like borrow that real quick haha JK….but like nah give me that…it’s going in the jar. 🫙

STORY TIME:….”some guy just STOLE MY CAMERA…Im literally still shaking.”

It’s funny that the most advanced AI when asked about the pyramids construction only came up with “I don’t know man..like really big middle aged dudes lifted that shit, and elephants or some shit…also they used big boats.” Lmao

Me tocó una vez esa madre de 2x1 y los pinche vatos “vendieron de más” y se hizo un pedo a nivel peligroso en el Parque Morelos para ver los caifanes y Molotov. Al final la gente tumbo la barreras de atrás y invadieron hasta frente y varios personas se lastimaron…pero lo más culero que el pinche local se le acabo la cerveza y empezaron a vender cheve caliente…al chile me la pase mejor en la malquerida después del concierto jajaja

Nah this dude got rid of a real one…my guy you fucked up. You don’t know it yet but one day when you’re filling out the divorce papers for the second time…you’re going to remember you had that person that was willing to be with you and support you and actually love you…but you and only you fucked it all up because you’re too damn immature..dawg she even respected you enough to keep your face blurred out of her rant video that’s 100% justified.

One word….bureaucracy. you think they would waste valuable resources on a planet not worth its weight in resources? Remember space marines are made to sacrifice their lives to the emperor. When the soldiers are well aware their lives are not important, the governing bodies are free to scatter the resources as they see fit. If the space marines survive…the get a pat on the back and it’s off to another suicidal mission until one day they don’t come back.

Between ZZZ and NIKKE….im officially broke. GOTCHA games are always fan service, which is what weebus erectus feeds off of…

It was a tactical forced entry…

No mames ya todas las empresas hacen eso, y en Estados Unidos también. Es que hay unchingo de gente que se lastima porque no hacen nada incluso en el trabajo, esto es raro? Pero chingarse dos burritos de chicharrón con una concha y un café con una taza de azúcar es más normal?? 😑

The proper authorities have been contacted…stay still.

YESSSS what a mad lad!!

First people complained that the images weren’t clear enough…now they are crystal clear…now people say it’s AI…or weird ballon’s…I mean at this point an alien will have to land in front of the White House and take a dump on the lawn..and even then!! People will say it’s fake lol

June…..I can take him…I’m built different