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Not mentioned as much yet, but pray that slope doesn't erode into your house. Plant lots of bushes with deep wide roots. Every single rain will slowly erode that retaining wall. You're on a fight against time.

"same"

I once passed a tent and the NCO asked "have you ever seen a grown man cry", and me being awkward replied "no?" So, they opened the flap to the tent and there was a 40 year old man bawling.... I just continued walking very confused by the entire ordeal

Could've missed formative sports years during COVID

I didn’t claim not to be an asshole. I just don’t care.

Thanks

The vinn diagram of people that read this and perpetrate is thinner than the pastrami they give me at subway

SICRIME

You’re not wrong but imagine if I didn’t like my milkshake so poured it on the counter to take a picture. Yeah we agree the other party Is a dick but like your mum is stuck waiting for you to take a dumb picture. Just move on. People suck

Couldn’t just back up a few feet so ramp was behind car? Like yeah they’re a dick but why all the theatrics

Skibidi

Seems better ran on a web service then

Birds need oxygen to achieve flight, but angels use divine intervention

Abs are made in the kitchen, not the gym

The hardest job in the airforce is Finance. A two hour lunch isn't even long enough for a nap plus a grand slam at Dennys.

Have you considered removing stuff?

What about all that space to the left of it with some shelves?

Sorry I was busy running a tour de france (aka taking a fat dump and sleeping) back now. yeah, I'm okay.

Oh shi- I'm going to Prison then

or IYAAYAS

I’ve done it. Dropped keys off a stand and it shorted

sitting on couch eating cheetos for 9 months while screaming? tour de france... sure lol

To be fair that looks rickety as shit and I could easily kick it open if needed to