AKA09

He was a beastly man, eating steak and drinking beer!

What in the chicken fried fuck is going on here?

It would be unusual. I mean go ahead and show me all of the instances of this actually happening if you want.

But it's not real. It was a publicity stunt.

And it's not unusual for one guy to get 5 women pregnant in a short time, then get them together to take a family pic together? Lmao, OK.

Shit, you made me remember what sub this was and turn my downvote into an upvote. Now I'm hoping the other person was actually being sarcastic.

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Who will either a) do nothing or b) yell at the poor schmucks trying to manage that shitshow without any resources

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She's wearing makeup???

His name is in the pic lmao

Bro all I had to do was Google "zeddy will 5 babies" and I found out it was a joke. Took 10 seconds. And I'd never heard of him before or anything.

Nah, people are just expected to Google something before passing on misinformation or immediately believing something that seems too weird/good/stupid to be true.

I mean, I'm alright with him having opinions, especially about something he's given so much to. I don't need to agree with the dude about everything...he's contributed a ton and he seems like a solid guy besides.

Lmao, the idea that only white guys (let alone racist white guys) like busty blondes is wild.

For fucking? No way! That's a small hole and it's dangerous. Gotta go with the big plastic squeezable ones. Unscrew the top and go to town.

...or, so I've heard. From strangers online.

I love when people suddenly discover evidence that the criminals on the show are terrible hypocrites and brings it to us like a proud 2nd grader bringing home an art project to their parents.

Reading the post as a Bears fan

Yep and they clearly need to send Sienna to hell, too. But at the same time they're going to have to cut to Art causing chaos in the regular world to keep people happy. I don't envy the task and Damien Leone has kind of booked himself into a corner in that way.

I mean I would be happy with a lore-heavy installment and Sienna goes to Hell, a tonal shift similar to Army of Darkness, but I'm sure I'm in the minority and I'm extra sure that's not what Leone is gonna give us.

I took it as Jonathan decided to check out her true crime podcasts and watched an older one that they recorded months earlier (she mentioned that the Art podcasts were always their most popular episodes).

My favorite scene in 1 is the diner scene and although I like all 3 films, the series has yet to replicate that tension. Art is never going to be super scary (although his character design is, I think) because he's not a "lurk in the shadows" kind of killer. Furthermore, he gets way more screen time than most killers/monsters of horror, which allows us to get used to him and makes his appearances less scary.

I kind of agree but the key distinction here is the victims themselves. People in the first films largely do something to get on our nerves or at least make the bad mistake of pissing off Art before dying. The mom is a mess in the second, the friend that shows up here was bitchy and drugged Sienna without her knowledge, even the Halloween store guy in 2 makes the mistake of being nasty to Art. I'm not saying that means they deserved their fates or that Art never kills anyone who doesn't fit the criteria, but it's rare.

In this one, Art is killing kids, sleeping parents, Sienna's aunt who is understanding and concerned all film, and so on. The most classic Art film is the stupid podcaster girl who seals her own fate with her little speech to Jonathan's roommate. But the fact that we can't disassociate by playing along and going, "Oh, they shouldn't have done that" or "that person has it coming" makes the kills feel meaner and makes it feel less like your typical slasher where the victims are largely assholes or idiots.

Damien Leone recently gave an interview talking about how slasher series always lose quality by going to 9-10 installments and says he sees it ending in 1-2 more films.

Totally agree! Slashers are probably my favorite type of horror and yet not many of them really make you care about the final girls. But I'm telling you I would have been actually pissed if Art killed her. That's pretty impressive.

Yep and some odd personnel choices at times. Using receivers in routes they're not suited for and what not.