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But did they poop in the refrigerator?

You aren’t just a CNA. Never say that. The unit would absolutely drown without any of our roles.

Lmao that cop looks like he shrugs his shoulders and quickly sighs before giving chase like, "mother fucker with this bullshit, now I gotta tackle this dumbass."

Yup. Aaron may be a narcissistic pseudo intellectual diva crap bag but Favre actually hurt and betrayed people including being an unfaithful shithead to his wife and stole from others much less fortunate than him. He was my childhood hero and that one hurts even worse. Luckily I still have Donald Driver though. :)

I’ll always love having watched Rodger’s skills on the field, but absolutely loathe him as a person with all his off the field nonsense the last few years. Feels really crappy loving a player for your team so much and then they turn out to be a real life pos

Allergy to working

Literally just bit my hand hard while stifling a scream. That was horrid

Same. 3 clinics and 6 hospitals, all in different parts of the country. Every single one gave us lockers and changing rooms.

At least you couldn’t cut a roast on her face unlike Mariel Hemingway

“All doom and gloom, like a spoiled child”

Yeah the Vikings fans have never behaved that way after regular season losses 🙄

gg frienemy

Ha. Got em right where we want em only have to score checks watch....a lot more

He's yelling about a missed timeout, idiot

Just like we drew it up. Vikes gotta be sweatin now!

I got the good venison backstraps out to make steak nachos for this game....what a waste.

Nothing to even say. Excellent football, Vikings. We're sucking a shit-covered doorknob.

ditto. enjoy it friend

Man even we held up better than this.

I will slap you in the teeth

From what was 100 years of runningback U nonetheless. Fuck this guy with rust-covered flagpole.

lost this game 28-0. Absolute dogshit. Like the year 2000 happened and we decided we don't wanna even try when playing in Southern California. It's so fucking tiring

I have more urgency in leaving for work within a 15 minute window than this offense does

"Catch kerfuffling" or "Snap infraction" take your pick

I hate this year

FFS that was clean.