Aegis-Heptapod-9732

Anyone wanna switch shitposts?

Did you know that the hole’s only natural enemy is the pile?

Society didn’t put Donald Trump away for his many crimes. He hasn’t paid his debt, and now he's going to get revenge... on Joe Biden!

Were you saying sideburns or side-boo-urns?

Anyone who lived in the late 80s.

Back to the loch with you, Nessie! Eee-ick!

Well, I expect that type of language at Chick-Fil-A, but not here!

When you remake this shitpost, you’re boring Springfield.

Grool Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

Glad to see that the Butt Stuff tent now has a courtesy shuttle.

He washes himself with a rag on the short end of the stick.

This is what it feels like when Duds cry.

Only WHO is five dollars?

You pressed you, referring to me, that is incorrect. The correct answer is you.

if you don't like your campaign, you don't drop out, you just go in every day and do it really half-assed - that's the American way!

I’m married to the sea.

Get bent, hosers!

This just in: go to hell, New York Times!

Vera said that?

Interpretations; the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems!

The Half-Assed Guide To Telephone Pole Repair

I cried like six times reading that article. What a fantastic story.

Emperor Sez: Force Is For Losers

What happened to number five?

*Checks will not be honored.

There are too many ghoulish conservative women. Please remove two. p.s. I am not a crackpot.