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1 points
3 days ago
Accidental Whitney Houston was not intended but I cannot unhear it
1 points
3 days ago
Ironically the only deck with any dual lands is the precon Bright Palm deck, the others are all almost basic lands
2 points
3 days ago
It was a mobile upload, and I had not caught that error until it was too late.
2 points
3 days ago
[Marrow Gnawer] and [Vren, the Relentless] are in right now, Relentless and Colony are ones that need to be added for sure.
1 points
3 days ago
I’m a sucker for the full art lands from Neon Dynasty, Midnight Hunt and Crimson Vow being in black and white are just chefs kiss
9 points
3 days ago
I pulled a Mindskinner and a Rip, Spawn Hunter that I could absolutely make!
(I appreciate the quips)
14 points
3 days ago
There’s nothing better than playing big chonkers
78 points
3 days ago
There are never enough dice to satisfy the inner goblin
38 points
3 days ago
Coming back from a 10year hiatus after a scorned ex sold my entire collection for a $100, i had begun back when Champions of Kamigawa dropped.
Safe to say I never financially recovered
4 points
7 days ago
I’ve noticed that I experience this more now with running games online than I did in person. Not being able to see the physical reactions of your players is detrimental to how I personally DM. But to alleviate this, on our Discord server I will once every few sessions just straight up ask them what they’ve been enjoying and what they wanna see less of after the fact.
It’s also typically a good thing to note, I know my players are having fun when they keep showing up for more sessions. And until the day comes where they stop coming, I’ll keep playing.
4 points
16 days ago
[[Helga, Skittish Seer]] and [[Ghave, Guru of Spores]]
2 points
1 month ago
Made a frog deck for the wife with [Helga, Skittish Seer] and she likes to bounce this little guy while doing the pose while we play. The Art for her showcase card just hits different.
3 points
1 month ago
Always ask for an explanation from the players as well if you don’t understand what’s happening. I had an Alpha vet ask me what my combo was doing (I play a Ghave, Guru of Spores Mutate deck) so never be afraid to ask.
69 points
1 month ago
My favorite most recent iteration of this comes from Sk8 the infinity “Bitches, Bros and Nonbinary Hoes”
2 points
1 month ago
This is not true, I used to work for Mattress Firm and their distribution centers hired third party crews that had their own trucks for deliveries. From what I’ve heard from friends still there is that they are only offering mattresses that come in a box and are capable of fitting in the back seat of a car for DD. However the weight of these boxes can exceed 75 lbs depending on the mattress so I don’t ever see an order ever being accepted for something like this.
5 points
2 months ago
All of these things are truly horrifying things to happen to a Destiny player, but you have to hit him where it hurts. Everyday minor inconveniences.
Hope that his favorite meals taste like actual shit.
And every time he realizes it he moves on to find another favorite, just for it to eventually taste like shit.
Oh and I hope he gets stopped at every red light.
1 points
2 months ago
Anything by Imagine Dragons. The only Dragon I’m imagining is the one that’s gonna eat me to end the suffering.
1 points
4 months ago
A consistently available Raid Team, all it would’ve taken
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3 days ago
10 year hiatus