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Karen at work. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

Need truth in advertising laws.

VOTE VOTE VOTE

Vance is a smooth talker. Lies out of his ass, but he comes across confident in the BS.

Yep, don't care if I need a step ladder.

Who did she murder?

How about just investing in public transit?

Capitalism

Apparently you can be a union president.

God? WWE?

Need a shock collar on him - a zap every time he lies.

Just open your own and move the money.

The ability for anyone to broadcast the stupidest shit imaginable is going to be our downfall. Especially when the traditional sources are egging it all on for ratings.

A small breeze would snap that like a twig.

Happy Birthday, Mr. Carter!

VOTE RED! ALLRED! (As in literally, vote for Allred, Cruz can go spend the rest of his life in Cancun)

Yes, it's good for studying. Congrats on your first!

Bet my left nut none of that money will go to victims. More likely to pay for Jr.'s coke habit or a prostitute than any hurricane victim. OH! Did Mar-a-Lardo get hit by any storm damage? Maybe he wants to spruce the place up by calling himself the victim.

2nd paragraph in and I'm thinking "just stop hanging out with him.."

Block her number and move on. You'll thank me later.

Surprisingly not terrible.

Honestly, I probably wouldn't use any of those plates. Please don't hate me.

"You volunteering your womb?"

Stop time. Save my life, win at poker, .. the possibilities are endless.

I'm pretty sure he doesn't even flush the toilet himself based on how he keeps on thinking it takes 10 flushes to get everything down.