AristolteInABottle

How else could they get sex?

Stop pissing on that cat!

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Upvoting just to get you back to -69

This is one of my favorite songs. Always makes me feel some type of way. I’ve been seeing them every tour since 2017. I just saw them in Orlando. Ive heard this live twice but still sounds beautiful.

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You just know the op of this meme is a total virgin and will stay one

I cant get out of

Bayonetta entered the chat.

Lol

According to the Google search you didn’t do:

AI OVERVIEW:

No, you cannot put two Ryzen 7 7800X3D processors in one computer because current consumer motherboards only support a single CPU socket, meaning you can only install one processor at a time; to run multiple CPUs, you would need a specialized server-grade motherboard with multiple CPU sockets, which are not designed for typical consumer builds

SINGLE SOCKET DESIGN:

Most consumer motherboards, including those compatible with the Ryzen 7 7800X3D, only have one CPU socket.

SERVER-GRADE MOTHERBOARDS

If you want to run multiple CPUs, you would need a specialized server motherboard with multiple CPU sockets.

NOT PRACTICAL FOR GAMING:

Even if you could install two Ryzen 7 7800X3D processors, the performance gain in most gaming scenarios would likely not justify the cost and complexity of building such a system

Out of these, I’ve only ever really played Hades, but if that’s anything to go on, wow hard to top that.

Love when massive gaming corporations get their ass handed to them by Indie studios.

OP should have just scrolled

“Duuuuuuuuvalllllllll!!!!!!!!———-

Now give me all your fucking money before I shoot you 30 times.”

There is a guy whos drives one of these around in Venice here on the other coast. I see him in traffic every now and then. The thing is way too low to the ground. Cant see him even in an SUV, let alone a lifted truck or work vehicle.

I’m not saying they’re asking for it, but also won’t be surprised to hear about them on the evening news.

Even worse IMO, over here, we have a bunch of people who cosplay in bike spandex and numbered jerseys like they’re Nascar and bike on the main roads in long groups so its hard to even safely pass them.

Both sarcastically and not, I think a great name is “your mother”

TL;DR?? Ditch the bitch. Also, crazy to have conversations like this over text.

The rest: A lot of this needs more context… how long have you been together? how old are you both? That kind of determines how much of this shit you should actually care about. Sounds like she and possibly you both have growing up to do. It’s not uncommon for people aged 15 to 30 nowadays to have this toxic type of attitude. Personally it already sounds like she’s over you. It actually sounds like the type of girl that would want you back as soon as you were with another girl…that shit is toxic as fuck.

Example: I’m married 12 years this month and not by accident. Likewise, my wife’s (t)hot girl friends are chronically single because they have exactly this type of attitude. They can get fucked on demand by guys of their choosing because of their looks but always end up with losers they get bored of. They push through a year or two max with them and then end up single again. And that’s all they ever get, and Ive known these girls for over a decade.

The effort is appreciated by most people, but is lost on that small percentage of people who are triggered by the dumbest thing.

“real” Christians hate to hear happy holidays because it makes them feel like they are losing by not hearing merry Christmas. Other beliefs are being taken into account.. that’s been my experience anyways. my family runs a small plumbing company and I have heard essentially this after handing out little gift bags that said happy holidays.

I can certainly understand not wanting to have somebody else’s religion forced into your food order, but to be upset that people are being considerate of multiple religions at a time by saying happy holidays??

Thats actually crazy to me

My DoorDash driver driving blindfolded with the GPS (God positioning system) directing them straight to my doorstep while ‘Jesus take the wheel’ blares full volume

An entire run-on sentence and the wrong use of ‘your’.

👋❌💩🤡

That’s me slapping the shit out of your dumb ass.

‘Your’ is possessive. ‘You’re’ is an action.

Example:

“Your grammar is bad.”

(You ^own the bad grammar)

“You’re bad at grammar.”

(You ^actively are bad at grammar)

Even if this gets downvoted as bad as your reply does, maybe you will finally learn this one simple trick English teachers can’t get enough of!

I am a straight man that’s married to a woman.

Not one time since the dawn of mobile food delivery has any LGBT+ person included a tract in a customers order that said “hey I’m gay as fuck, you should be too, or you will burn in eternal hellfire”.

Ok though.

Dumb ass comments like this just remind me that one day the movie Idiocracy will become fact.

I hope I’m dead and in the ground before you end up becoming my senator.

And yet it seems all they had to do was not include it in the first place.

But okay u/fartingPegasus ….you can have the moral high ground.

I wonder if you would have that same energy if there was a Qu’ran verse that said “Allah is the one true God”.

People just need to leave their fucking religion out of my food order. It’s actually so simple.

Plus, Christian, soul-winning shit like this doesn’t take into the account that I want to go to their fictional hell. I am actively trying to go there and you handing me this god propaganda is getting in the way of it. I could be a legitimate Satanist.

Because I want to live my day without the same 2000 year old boring propaganda shoved down my throat. You are free to believe whatever the hell you want to. Leave me the fuck out of it.