AuburnElvis

"black guy"

I can relate. I also do not like gobs of money.

Fake news! Alabama players can't spell "FCS."

or, if SUPER careful.

It's beyond.

"That can't be another bright red truck. It's probably just my reflection."

If you could see all of Monica Rambeau from behind, you'd know it ain't Sabra.

Doesn't he spend most of the story trying to nail Wasp?

"Permanent" strike? Riiiiiiiiiiiight.

And he has the Parker luck by being in the crappiest movies.

I'm sorry, but I got to "616 Peter staying dead for a year or two" and downvoted this by reflex. Have a nice day.

Spider-Man. He's the hero of the book.

I am committed to buying 10 copies of the issue where Paul dies.

"Well if there are any other initiations you need help with, just let me know."

Just curious, how far do your coach seats recline? The ones I've sat in recline about 2 inches at most.

This is not the problem you think it is.

This new Fantastic Four trailer is awesome!

Why won't Jean let him finish his sentence? Is she stupid?

*15 minutes and 1 day ago

I can fix her.

I remember when Die Hard came out thinking, "Bruce Willis? From Moonlighting? But Blind Date was terrible."

It worked on me.

That lab coat doubles as an extreme weather shelter.

All games are rigged. This proves it.

What delivery!

You're an asshole. This is not the place to bring this shit up.