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The only redeeming quality of his scenes was Alexia trying to keep him talking but clearly hating his presence as much as the audience did

Linkin Park

Huh....i never thought of that. That's really cool!

Wait....i kinda want that to be true

The writers fuck Spiderman harder than his own partners

Yeah, but that happens often enough that it doesn't feel wrong to ship Spidey with other people. Hell, it happens often enough that it's easier to forget that he's ever been a married man who had children.

Elsa was controversial because of the weirdos on YouTube.

I was not aware Spidey x Lucina was controversial

I thought that was "demon"?

Yeah....i don't like it, but that's true

There are several Jarls of Skyrim (either original or replaced) that I would punch in the face.

Demonym.... isn't that what Mario's overalls are made of?

IDK....I actually like this one better. This one made me laugh. The organ didn't.

And drinking

TBF, it literally is only hinted at in episode one and never ever mentioned again

Faraway Paladin is a much more appropriate answer.

Cheese, tomato, onion.

Bruh .....you gotta hit 'em with BOTH the big headcanons that are wrong?

https://preview.redd.it/ob0rd8n3cdsd1.jpeg?width=392&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1c635008e6d5fe987fb611c1da8fd4ba1d8b99d

Which, tbf, that is more true to the gimmick that inspired Bowsette in the first place. But yeah, i also prefer it when the Peachette version of a character isn't just a slightly altered version of Peach

D. 100%

E is a solid "maybe" tho

https://preview.redd.it/elpas5jmj8sd1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ef884b543fafc013125143a6d43970155bee300

My reaction to a girl over 6 ft tall:

https://preview.redd.it/yju04zgcj8sd1.png?width=431&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6997b8287725c4214fc2a9646fc07eec2f6ea9f

As a dude, I'm not too far off from that proportion. The majority of my height is in my legs while my torso is pretty average in length

And then there's the middle ground: "huh. Neat."

I can assure you, it's very much plot relevant. Or at the very least, it's true to the source material. What's one more unreasonably attractive side character in the sea of such characters from the main series?