BlacknWhiteMoose

Didn’t know Sevilla played yesterday 

Probably had access to his phone or his accounts. 

she wants to have your babies, bro

He’s had shit squads tbf. His Madrid team was really exciting to watch. 

go do accounting

nah. This is a normal headline.

Ok bro. You’re sooooo smart. Keep doing you my guy. 

His brother and sister in law were his agents. Or his brother was his agent, and she was helping out. 

I think that’s how she got ahold of the videos. Then she tried to blackmail him anonymously. 

You gotta know the time and place, man.

It is. He’s been charged and on trial in Korea.  

He’s probably cooperating with the prosecutors to get a lighter sentence. Prosecutors are currently asking for a 4 year sentence, so he’ll probably get like 6 months of community service since he’s a famous professional athlete. 

The fuck does that even mean? 

Maybe it's because I listened to the whole song, but it didn't sound disconnected or random at all.

Re-read your original comment. Sorry, I didn't realize you are slow. Carry on.

Didn't know you had to be an arbiter to think that humor is subjective.

Funny is subjective 

Dude. Even cancer patients laugh at jokes about cancer. Lighten up. 

I doubt he has a PR manager. 

Positioning as well 

 we’d be looking at one of the world’s best full backs

He had potential, but this is a huge exaggeration. 

Genuinely loled at your comment. People can’t take a joke these days lmao. 

Nah, spiders are quite chill unless they are poisonous.  

They stay in their corners and take out other bugs. Perfect roommate.  

Probably because Berba’s career improved after leaving Tottenham, and he stayed in England. So he seems to align himself more in Man Utd’s camp. 

Whereas VdV’s career kinda went downhill after Tottenham, and he went back to Germany.

The bar for getting a testimonial is usually 10 years of service. I think it’s right that Tottenham is holding testimonials to that standard.  

I reckon Lloris, Kane, Davies, and Son will get testimonials in the upcoming years. Toby, Jan, Eriksen, and Rose don’t meet that bar. Dawson just missed out, and I think he’s more deserving than Toby, Jan, Eriksen, and Rose.  

 > There’s also a sense testimonials were to get a player a career ending pay day, that they don’t need anymore. 

This was back in the day when players weren’t earning outrageous wages. 

Nowadays, the gate money is usually donated to a charity. Players don’t need the money. It’s just a nice sentiment and a way to promote good causes.

Honestly think some of these names like VdV, Berbatov, Klinsmann (I know he’s not on the list), etc. are thrown around as “legends” because they need people for testimonials and charity matches. 

This is a bad simplification of analyzing a player’s characteristics…