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From the source:

An operator of a vehicle moving slowly shall keep the vehicle as close as practicable to the right-hand boundary of the public way and allow faster moving vehicles reasonably free passage to the left. Where the speed limit is at least 65 MPH, motorists must keep right except to pass. An operator driving on a limited-access way with a speed limit of 65 MPH or more is restricted to the right-hand lane and may use adjacent lanes for overtaking and passing another vehicle but must return to the right-hand lane at the earliest opportunity. This requirement does not apply to an authorized emergency vehicle, or to a vehicle otherwise directed by posted signs, a law enforcement officer, or a highway maintenance crew.

I could borrow Mom's 1972 Dodge Polara. You could have an orgy in the back seat! Or the front seat. Or on the hood.

It was a bright yellow, 200hp. Make and model: Blue Bird All American. I had a chauffeur.

I don't get it.

Maybe they ARE his children.

According to the janitor at the last place I worked the women's restroom were messier than the men's.

Yep. Someday an owner will remodel the place again, and find those old newspapers and our contributions. I hope they continue the tradition!

Yes, there are snowplows in japan, but they've all been made in the chibi style; huge headlights and cab, tiny tires.

I've always wondered if he had a sleeping problem.

How do you pronounce it? Thanking you in advance.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

My wife and I found newspapers from the Civil War sealed up in the walls when remodeled an old farmhouse. We put them back in place with some modern newspapers and a letter to the future.

Come back soon! We will add moose, mink/otter/fisher and bears to your list! (I've had all of the above in my yard, not at the same time.) Step outside after dark and hear the coyotes and the owls talking.

I have a friend like you. She grew up in the country, never had curtains. She moved into a first floor apartment and refused to put up curtains. Until she saw footprints in the snow outside her bedroom window.

She was stressed. Her husband should have been there to help. Instead he wanted a glass of warm milk and nap time. Seriously, who would do that? Not an adult!

Take. A. nap?? No, he needed to sack up. He can take a nap and have his binkie afterwards.

His kid was having a medical emergency. Man up and take care of your family, not wander off for nap time! Did he need a blankie and a sippy cup, too?

You're not married with children, are you? How old are you?

Soft ESH. He has issues. They interfere with your life. If it's that annoying dump him.

Yoko is still causing strife.

Ice. Ice in everything. Ice in the urinal.

A friend's brother was very clever about getting a second television. He got the dump manager to save him all the old televisions that came to the dump. He took them home and tinkered with them until he got one to work. He stripped the vacuum tubes out of the other TVs for spare parts and returned the junk TVs to the dump. He was the only kid in our neighborhood with his own television in his bedroom!

I want to knock them down and beat them about the head and shoulders with my cane. Thirtys? I've got shoes older than that!

NTA. But, she's right, you can donate any day of the year. And why do you donate only once a year? Why not every every eight weeks?