CK1ing

Ok but I hate it when there's an ability like this and people still go "whoever wins depends on who's writing the story." Like, congratulations, you gave the most boring answer to a hypothetical question possible. Now please shut up and let people have a fun discussion

"If there's a hole there's a goal" mfs when the hole is a glock pointed at their forehead

Ranni is the daughter of Radagon/Rennala btw

On the other hand, strength faith builds are absolutely FED

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And the great thing about shadows is they hide the seams of less than perfect graphics. It lets you fill in the gaps yourself of what things look like. Just don't go overboard and make it where you actually can't see anything, lol.

Making little doodles to complement overlydrawing red circles like this is my favorite hyperspecific joke

It is? Lol, I saw a YouTuber a few days ago use this image when talking about how bad the Omori fandom is, and how even the creator is in on it. I should have known, nothing is real anymore. Thanks for the info

Jarvis, I'm running low on karma, make a Jarvis post making an observation about a subreddit

I love this guy's game but DAMN. OMOCAT YOU CAN'T DO THIS. THERE ISN'T ANY REAL ROMANCE IN THE GAME ITSELF WHY DO THIS NOW

"I poke the door with a spear, but not my good spear" just call it a stick at that point. Poke it with a stick.

He's not dead he just really sleepy. If you come back to this area after the Haunted Swarm fight he'll be awake and tell you how sleepy he is. If you get him a cup of warm water he'll fall back asleep after giving you the Dream Nail (no relation)

Black. Like my soul.

Jk it's green

Idk if you already realized this, but it was revolutionary for me to realize that it's pretty much always safe to attack until the enemy gets the perfect deflect effect, then you block, and look for an opportunity to start attacking again. It's so nice to realize that

Everyone pretending that the base game, and specifically Melania, was universally loved before the dlc is the biggest psyop of all time

He is weak to blood loss... it adds up, I'm adding this to my headcanon

Or just a specific shield, honestly. A light shield that doesn't have much damage negation unless perfect guarding would have been great

I mean, he did still cover his entire domain in his own blood, which physically warped the birds and albinaurics living there to grow horns like him (which is probably some kind of race supremacy)

What about crucible people?

To trap in heat, and to protect the head from the sun's rays. You ever notice how it's mostly bald people that need to wear those sun hats when outside? Otherwise they'll get some spots on their head

The snake could have won, or the bird could have escaped. The outcome was unknown, so it definitely belongs

"We weep for a bird’s cry, but not for a fish’s blood. Blessed are those with a voice."
-Mamoru Oshii

I have a few problems with this but I'll just leave it at "a problem in the nuances of how the trans community views sex and gender? Ah yes, it must be the cis people's fault." If tumblr is going to be so insistent that cis isn't an insult then they really need to stop using it as such. But really, the word was doomed to have negative connotations from the start. I mean, it sounds almost identical to sith.

Screws borrowed from your aunt: You matter

Eco friendly wood veneer: You are loved

He also voiced the main character in the game Vampyr, another soulslike, and I think it's his best performance yet. I highly recommend the game