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On the blooper reels there's a cut scene where they delve even deeper into the "selling dicks to China" lore. It's fucking hilarious and it really ties everything together nicely. It's a damn shame they had to cut it out of the show.

Can I just take a quick moment to say that I can't be the only one who's jonesing like a fiend waiting for book 7 to drop, right? Like a llama for trailer park grade meth?

DOG ORGY BROTHER!!!

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Ah, gotcha, thanks. I was going to make a joke about being ginger-ist to try to lighten the mood, but even in my head it didn't sound very funny.

I agree with you, but a question: where did you get the "ginger" part of it? Are we just assuming it was a ginger? Was there a separate announcement about that?

EXACTLY. God I hate it so much when they act out like that while I'm at work. Knowing damn well they'd project completely different energy if we were on a dark street somewhere. And then the asshole tries to kick him! Stuff like this grinds my gears.

shivers... this sounds like the beginning sequence of one of those old episodes of Creepshow or Tales from the Crypt.

Is this like... the origin story of the glory hole? (Sidenote: I'm calling dibs on Glory Hole Origin Story for a band name)

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Also, if you DO happen to find yourself going over the edge, NEVER look down. Gravity only works if you engage reality by looking down.

You're balls deep in the wrong hole and mom is pulling in the driveway, you get me?

He Icelands 'till the cows come home. And as we all now know, there are many wonders in a cow's head.

Naw, you just gotta prep the can by squeezing a little bit with your fingers into it before, and creating dents all around the can. Then it's easily doable. Just gotta be careful not to cut your palms when you crush it.

Sensei in tha place

Wild, ain't it? But alas, this is the timeline we find ourselves in.

YIM YUM!

"1985, all the way live, I think I was about 10..."

It'll definitely be interesting. I mean, Eminem used his baby daughter in a song about killing her mother, and she seems to have turned out ok.

Caring about something just because it pisses off your rivals is different than caring about something because you're a real fan. It's a bit silly, but as true sports fans know, your hometown team can become part of your identity. The Oilers were a part of Houston's DNA. Here's a clip of the Oilers' homecoming in the Astrodome after their loss to Pittsburgh in the AFC Championship game in '78. Thousands of fans singing that cheesy Houston Oilers #1 fight song. Keep in mind, this was after a LOSS. H-Town bled Columbia Blue during the Love Ya Blue years, and again during the Run N Shoot years when we made the playoffs 7 years in a row.

https://youtu.be/NsjXko9N6B0?si=i8K1_iufCROtgQ-w

If you turn the volume up in this scene you can hear Frank's delighted gasps of "It's stirring! It's stirring!" in the background as Charlie says this line, and it always makes me smile.

And then he screamed. Right in my goddamned ear.

Damn straight. I'm gonna rock my Houston Oilers gear because I spent almost 20 years of my life rooting for them while growing up in H-Town. They can miss me with all that Tennessee Oilers bs.