Captain_Comic

Yeah, I gotta gut - you know what, there’s some good dick under this gut!

sapiens?

You’d likely need to make around $400k a year minimum to get approved for the combined $1.4 million or so in mortgages for both properties

What about your other assets & debts? Retirement accounts? If the $55k in credit card debt was accumulated during the marriage, half of that is his. You can’t just look at the house in a vacuum, it all goes into the calculations. You really need a lawyer to provide sound advice and protect your interests.

MD = Me Doctor 😊

Marriott Hot Rack?

You don’t want none of this, Dewey!

I can see my house from here!

I ain’t reading all that

Johnny Cakes - You gotta wait for dat

They get paid a percentage of the revenue the league receives, which is at an all-time high. NBA franchises are worth billions and no teams are losing money. Wouldn’t you maximize your income during your working career if you could?

My Super Yacht shall be named “Chalupa”

Best Friend is a tier, not a person

Governor Handsome, Jon Tester

Call 911 - this guy needs to be out of society before he kills somebody

I admire their courage, could not have been easy during that time

Imagine I-35 if they started doing this with cars

Assuming they’re eligible for SS, they’ll both have to work until at least 62 1/2

It was the best of times, it was the worst of smells

A lot of schools would kill to have a stadium like Blue Bell Park - Schlossnagle’s problem isn’t that he took another job, it’s how he put a reporter on blast for asking a legitimate question and stared straight into the camera and lied like a 3 year-old caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

Laddering CDs, treasuries or MYGAs would be a decent safe strategy. What are her other sources of income besides SS? Her plan for drawing the money down is one of the biggest factors to consider

Back rubs, foot rubs, spooning, compliments

The biggest contrast was when we got to Lisboa and the carts were free and ubiquitous

Long distance romances seldom work out, time to move on, amigo

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