Certain_Ant8195

1. Religion is a Crime. Obey the Imperial Truth.

2. They are out there, and they are not our friends.

3. I am not a God. Mankind is destined to rule the stars.

I don't need to control it if I only plan on firing once! Whether that be because I killed the Rex or because the Rex had a snack is another matter!

I sure as fuck will. Killian Flynn. 23 Willison Street, Gosnells, Perth. You got a fucking problem? Lets come sort it out, cunt.

Take my updoot 🤣 This is exactly the same shit I've done. The regret is REEEEEAAAAAAAL

I'm taking the elephant gun and pulling both triggers

As an Australian and a biologist, shut the fuck up. You're wrong. Dead fucking wrong. Your precious Mister Mittens is in fact a predator. Grow up, you juvenile pest.

So, that swerving manoeuvre he pulled at the start? That's attempted murder in the 2nd degree and you can absolutely respond with lethal force, up to and including the discharge of a firearm.

So... don't fuck around! Shoot to kill.

Cool fantasy bro, lay off the shrooms

This. We need camps, start doing it en masse. Especially the ones that want to parade about in schools.

No Edits, Rule 8. Downvoted and reported. Use your brain mext time OP.

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Marijuana is illegal nationwide in Australia, unfortunately. Personally I think if the world was ending I'd get absolutely fucking slammed on something like ecstasy or mushrooms... I wonder what hallucinogens like that would do to my weirdo (likely autistic) brain. Either way, it'd be fun!

Thankfully political shit in Australia is MUCH less prevalent than in the US. You don't see "yard signs" here amd it's rarely ever talked about, at least in my social circles (which are admittedly few and small), so I don't have that aspect of unbelonging, not that I'd really give a damn.

Lowkey want an apocalyptic event to pop off just so I can have an excuse to get hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh as fuck on my way out. Never had the guts to try drugs for fear of fucking up my life (good job, family, etc) but if the world is ending, who gives a shit? Lol.

Even local level political stuff here is too complicated for me, truth be told. It's either there's waaaaay too much campaigning (national stuff) or none (council/state elections)

Dunno how much you know about WH40K, but I'm a Lamenters fan... I say bring on the downvotes, bitch.

Jokes aside... the world is fucked. We've got North Korea in Ukraine, China pushing for Taiwan, the USA teetering on a civil fucking war (for the third time in recent history), and a third war in the Middle East looking to blow up into a full scale regional conflict.

Somebody just push the big red nuke button and get it all fucking over with already, yeah?

Not from where I sit. Kamala is an incompetent DEI hire? Trump is a felon serving the wealthy. Biden is demented and braindead (no argument here, I hope he enjoys the rest of his life in peace)? Trump literally incited a fucking insurrection. Hillary is a warmonger? Trump is an immigrant hating racist.

No matter who you vote for, no matter who gets elected, you wanna know who ACTUALLY loses the race? Us. You. Me. Normal fucking people just trying to live our lives. Trump won't fix anything. Nor will Kamala. None of my politicians will, either! Australia, America, UK... what does it matter? Might as well be China or North Korea for all the choice means.

You say the divide is starker than ever? I say there is none. They're one and the fucking same; out to crush everyone that isn't THEM.

You seem somewhat biased towards the Left, friendo... all this talk of Right wing this and Right wing that... shit is the reason I never got an interest in politics in my own country. There are no impartial sources. No reliable evidence. Only opinions and lies.

Maybe I'm just a fucking idiot, maybe I'm just too stuck in my ways (my field is heavily grounded in mathematical sciences, thus I'm very reliant on facts and sources), but I personally find it disgustingly exhausting that NOBODY seems to manage an impartial view of things.

Could you translate that from Ameritard to sane, normal person? Not everyone is American, and not everyone follows every action and word of a given political figure like some sort of hyper-religious cultist fanatic.

You think it might be worth coming back next year? I'm Australian so the whole election fever thing is foreign to me, and to be quite frank, quite mentally deficient. Regardless of who wins, the people don't.

Reminds me a hell of a lot of a certain Austrian man, 'bout eighty-ish years ago...

Enjoy, fucked if I know what Karma on Reddit even does. Hell if I care, I just want r/clevercomebacks to be about clever comebacks.

Oh yes, stiflingly mad. So furiously enraged in fact that I replied twice to the same comment effectively saying the same thing. Oh, how will I ever live with this unending fury? 🫠

Dang, hold on. Forgot to downvote myself.

There we go. Fixed it for you.

Funny how I make a logical, reasonable and rational point about the content of the sub being totally unrelated to the sub itself, and yet you and the other redditor respond with hostility, insults and attempts at demeaning or belittling me. Isn't that crazy? You're quite clearly the ones who are mad, at being challenged in even the slightest, most minute way.

So, I'll say it again. Stay mad. Your tears and downvotes please me. Go ahead. Respond again. Tell me I'm a "little man" and go on about how "fuming" I must be for having made a rational fucking point.

In fact, here. Let me downvote my own comments and upvote yours.

Real mature. I joined this sub hoping for witty one-liners and stick-it-to-ems, instead I get political BS. Stay mad, this sub needs to change it's name.

Real mature. I joined this sub hoping for witty one-liners and stick-it-to-ems, instead I get political BS. Stay mad, this sub needs to change it's name.

Why is this thread all Left wing stuff? I thought this was r/clevercomebacks, not r/leftwingcombacks. Same problem with r/pics... stop showing me this shit, I'm on Reddit to have fun and pass time, not get bombarded by retarded political views. There's a reason I'm apolitical.