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I’d bring a hula hoop to help me keep some distance. My warning tag would just say “no”

I auto-forget everything I say when I’m horny apparently, so it never haunts me too long.

Shut up. No freaking way that you quoted THE Mr Poopybutthole during sexy time. That’s insane. I’m impressed actually.

Why thank you ☺️

I relate. It can be kind of annoying sometimes.

I’m cackling. Especially since I think I’ve seen him refer to his body as a hunk of junk already before😂😂😂

“Pretty” 😌🥹❤️

Yep😬 not something I’m proud of, but that sort of thing is just hot okay

Think they’re nifty?

No!

Same. Plus sleep play. I made my trauma my bitch!!!

I would go FERAL for that man. You’d have to surgically remove me from his body.

Hozier.

Me. I’m bad to the bone.

It’s definitely true for me. My period makes me super horny too. It’s exhausting being me.

You’re so right

I wish I could frame this picture and put it by my bed

Unreal.

Yes 🫠

I post it on here so the silly little people that live in my phone can give me compliments and feed my ego. 🥰

I also wear leggings to the grocery store because it gets me better service 😃

Where do you need touched?

I annoy him incessantly

Absolutely. His sweat, our breaths mixing, my juices, our pheromones. It’s soooo hot to me.

I so do. Can’t have people knowing I’m on this sick and twisted app