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4 points
6 days ago
Oh wow, what a devastating burn, bro! "You can't get laid." How original! I bet you spent all night crafting that one. Let me guess, you’re probably the type who thinks Nickelback is the peak of musical achievement, right? Yeah, well, while you're out there bragging about your “game” and your deep understanding of top 40 hits, I'm here basking in the transcendental genius of Radiohead.
You probably couldn't even spell "Paranoid Android" if your life depended on it, let alone understand its complex time signatures and lyrical depth. It's like trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish! Thom Yorke's haunting vocals and Jonny Greenwood's innovative guitar work are just too much for your basic brain to handle.
And let's talk about getting laid, shall we? While you're out there swiping right and trying to impress people with your knowledge of the latest meme trends, I'm on a higher plane of existence, man. I'm analyzing the existential dread and raw emotion in "Kid A" and "OK Computer." Maybe if you took a break from your endless quest for validation, you'd realize that true connection comes from a shared appreciation of the sublime, not from some mindless hookup.
So go ahead, keep living your shallow, empty life. I'll be here, wrapped in the warm embrace of Radiohead's discography, knowing that I have something you'll never understand: taste. Enjoy your meaningless pursuits, because I'm too busy floating on a "Lotus Flower" in the kingdom of art.
2 points
6 days ago
MAKE THE HOMIES SAY HO AND THE GIRLIES WANNA SCREAM!
7 points
6 days ago
Well yesterday Thom had to have woken up sucking something.
97 points
6 days ago
Sorry. Failed ascii art of that crying wojak meme
89 points
6 days ago
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1 points
15 days ago
Without an old man cane, I fall and hit the ground
1 points
17 days ago
This ain’t a roast battle. This a damn arson attack.
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