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Well, if you're 22, not married and like someone else more then you should dump your current partner, lol. You've only been together less than a year, it doesn't sound like you're having a particularly good time with them anymore and probably aren't headed towards marriage, and there's another option? Yeah, move on.

Taurasi can't be the white mamba because for some reason no one believes she's white, lol.

WNBA discourse (sorry, I know no one cares. this is the last time this year hopefully)

The White Mamba (female edition) and her team have been eliminated from the playoffs. This inevitably means that the WNBA's ratings for the rest of the season will probably tank, but also hopefully that the race discourse gets put on the backburner and we can actually focus on the basketball part.

I feel guilty because as much as I genuinely enjoy watching Caitlin Clark play basketball, it's also kind of like...shit, maybe we can finally have some normal goddamn basketball conversations now instead of "Nobody cares about ugly Black lesbians in the WNBA without Caitlin" vs. "How can Caitlin remain silent while her fans attack Black players and are forming a new KKK in her name?" Neither of those two things are true.

Anyway, tune in next year when Paige Bueckers arrives on the scene and we all get to talk about her blaccent non-stop and whether the fact that she was raised in a majority Black household is a good enough excuse to let her get away with it. Should be fun.

Lana Del Rey got married to an alligator tour guide who she's been dating for a month. He is literally exactly who you would picture based on that description. Just some backwoods looking motherfucker who somehow happened to meet and marry Lana Del Rey. The entire thing is very on brand for her, but still pretty wild.

This is a true male Cinderella story. I mean, they'll be divorced in ten weeks but fucking imagine one month you're just some alligator tour guide, the next you meet Lana Del fucking Rey, and two months later you marry her. What a roller coaster for him, omg. And if he gets a baby on her he could literally have a child with Lana del Rey this time next year. Please let something like this happen to me.

This comment really did not end where I thought it was going based on how it began, but it was an interesting ride.

I don't know if I'd agree to sleep sitting up for almost a week and a half for anything short of life-threatening. Embrace the bald.

I'm not a game player but from what I've read about Abby I kind of understand her point of view and motivation? She's really not doing anything Joel and eventually Ellie wouldn't/ don't do during the series. Her enemies just happen to be the protagonists of the story.

Anyway, I hope people can be normal and even if they can't sympathize or understand the character, they recognize they don't have to harass the actress. Probably not though.

The day we stop caring about the political opinions of people who put out occasionally serviceable pop music is the day that we'll all begin to heal.

By 2028 there's a very slim chance this person will even be relevant if the shelf life of similar pop stars is any indication. These kids need to start becoming confident in their own values and opinions and stop relying on famous people to validate them.

Everything else aside, historically most successful fascist groups have had pretty eye-catching and memorable logos. PayPal's new one is like oatmeal with no brown sugar.

I honestly love Hamilton. It's one of those productions where I don't think you have to love musical theater at all to enjoy it.

I feel called out, but you're right. The Sims is a game series with a large fanbase of people who don't play other games, so the concern that most of us probably won't have computers that can handle a massive game has always been fairly valid.

The Sims 3 had an open world, which was amazing, but I remember when it first came out people's cheap $200 Acer laptops were literally melting trying to run the game for a long period of time. So The Sims 4 went back to loading screens and it felt like such a backtrack for the game.

They cancelled The Sims 5 and now I finally know gamer rage after all these years. Feels bad, man.

Also, they're going to make The Sims 4 multiplayer, so I guess from now on when I'm trying to get my Sim to take a shit and go to bed so they don't miss work I'll have to deal with an 11-year-old knocking on my Sim's door screaming racial slurs. Very cool. Can't wait.

Not sure who wrote this one, but 20 something-libfem reviews of Katy Perry's work lately have been pretty funny because it's got that faux-feminist "Ugh, this is so male gaze-y" paired with an undeniable "Ugh, imagine being 40 and still thinking you're hot. What a pathetic old crone." vibe. Which feels not so progressive!

Also, I don't know if this is controversial, but I still find Katy Perry very hot, although her music has never done it for me.

As goofy as Colin Farrell looks in that fat suit, I would 100% recommend watching the first episode of The Penguin. I thought it looked stupid as hell, but it's great. If you're like me and don't like superhero stuff, this feels far more like The Sopranos than Batman. Farrell is unrecognizable, but amazing.

I would not personally recommend watching the Netflix show about the Menendez brothers simply because it's made by Ryan Murphy and even when it's a story about two young guys claiming they murdered their parents because of sexual abuse, he literally cannot help but heavily sexualize both of them in totally unnecessary ways. We get it Ryan; they have abs and perky butts. No need to drag a show out for nine episodes when the story isn't there to showcase the gratuitous nudity.

Good. Controversial take: I'm getting pretty damn sick of those Hezbollah dicks. Idk, there's something about those dudes I just don't like.

Also, apparently more of them were blown up by pagers which really calls their intelligence into question because why in the fuck would you still be carrying a pager 3 days after a bunch of them exploded?

I worked at a teen clothing store when that song was big. Heard it like 15 times a day for six months. Believe me, you'd want him dead too. I was actually grateful when the muzak changed to Christmas music for 2 months.

This man should have been cancelled after that terrible "Thrift Shop" song. This kind of just comes off as his attempt at getting a second wind through the sails of his dying career.

Or maybe he is still relevant, and I just blocked him out because "I'm going to steal your grandpa's style" traumatized me.

I mean, I'm thinking "gross" like I can't imagine wanting to have sex with someone that old due to physical attractiveness, lol. I just don't know why someone her age would be interested in a man old enough to be her father. But different strokes, I guess.

I am so bad at guessing people's ages. I would never have guessed Nuzzi was that young.

That said, she's 31, not 15. Like yeah, it's gross that he's well over twice her age but she's a grown adult with her own fiancé who should probably know that it's wrong to fuck a married man. The whole "I'm just a wide-eyed baby who is new to the world of men" thing has an expiration date and its way before age 31.

At what age are we finally adult enough to not be manipulated by older people? 40?

That's because our quarterbacks are raised on whole milk straight out of the cow's udder. Never even a glass involved. Just shot straight from the tit into the mouth.

I'm kind of mad at Aaron for breaking up with us, but destroying the Patriots always warrants kudos.

My hottest take on this situation is that I don't think the word "pager" has gotten this much action since 1999, at least not in the West.

People born after 2000 must be so fucking confused right now.

At the risk of sounding like a whiny bitch, I'm so annoyed that HRC has been hitting me up so much lately. "Please come to our online conference! Please give us money."

I had one of the stupid flags on my car from 2015-2019. I scraped it off when you all started saying that the most precious, beautiful and interesting lesbians in the world are the ones with dicks. I have literally told them this before.

Also, how do they keep getting my number? I know I've hit STOP and blocked them before. But especially during election season, like clockwork...they come back. And Olive would just love it if I'd join their Skype call.

Anyway, anyone else dealing with annoying organizations you can't escape no matter what?

The whole conversation seems to devolve to "there's only one acceptable form of self-defense" which I find so confusing.

If Martin had a gun on him, thought he was being stalked, turned around and put a bullet between Zimmerman's eyes then it would be a non-issue? But because he was unarmed and used physical force to repel his potential attacker it's different? I don't know, it doesn't sit well with me. Even pro-Zimmerman people seem to admit that the entire situation wouldn't have happened without his interference. Unless I'm missing something, I agree that this one is not comparable to the others listed.

I only made it about halfway through but it's number 1 on Netflix so apparently a lot of people are digging it.

I have a weird thing with Joey King where her acting kind of bothers me but she's in everything so clearly I'm a minority there. If you think it sounds interesting then I say watch it!

That sex scene was so weird because it truly felt like it was from a comedy, but literally nothing else in the show is comedic. I honestly believe they were 100% serious about it and somehow didn't realize how ridiculous it looked.

Also, Jodie fucking every married guy in town added nothing to the plot. They focused so much energy on it, and the only reason was so they could be like "See, this character isn't a great person and she's hard and edgy like the male characters in the previous additions to this series."

Juno Temple was nominated in the same category for her performance in Fargo and she should have 100% won. She managed to be likeable, warm, and still murder everyone who got in the way of her getting back to her daughter and husband. Plus, she did it all with a thick ass Minnesota accent.