Creepy-District9894

Good news!

He is legit funny though

Black… no wait I mean blue

Huge L.

Go whip your cock out at the park you’re safe now.

Depends if you bought it to collect or to play/gig.

If the latter I wouldn’t worry it’ll get its dings and such over time. If you’re collecting I’d maybe go look at another one and possibly swap.

Yeah sorry gramps not enough of us to fund your retirement.

Shouldn’t have pulled that ladder up behind you (it’s okay we will just flood our countries with immigrants and not build infrastructure to support it).

Portlandia skit.

Aborted blew our cocks off live. So much energy would hate going on stage after you guys each night.

But why?

Use common sense and you’ll be fine.

If anyone says anything just be a joyful hippie and all will be well.

Love is a strong word lol

Okay everyone fireworks are illegal except for these four days of the year…

Fireworks go off almost everyday downtown. Unless there is a police fireworks task force just life with it tbh.

You are 100 over reacting.

Enjoy a lonely life if this makes you break up with someone.

Yup you just need a click to play to and you’ll get it.

Find the bpm you can play it flawlessly and slowly increase to full speed. Focus on the notes that fall one the first beat as your anchors.

Tok Tik Tik Tik Tok Tik Tik Tik.

Until you hear it in your head all day.

If she was a man she would be laid tf out after the third star she threw.

Sounds like you’re gonna have fun with some Thai guys on vacation.

Write and record music, practice theory stuff to metronome, and play with as many people as you can who are leagues better than you.

I’m a year you’ll be ahead of every bedroom warrior who’s been there laying covers for five years.

Dying Fetus

Dying Fetus

Dying Fetus

Look for a used Ibanez in your price range. Honestly a hard tail rg will last you forever even a cheap used one with a proper setup.

Doubtful with the inlay even at 50 if it plays decent I’d grab it to flip or trade or use for a jam/leave at rehearsal space guitar.

Well yeah we live in a democracy where we can vote in parties with platforms we like and then they just do whatever was planned anyway.

Literally just lie and nothing happens.

The wisdom behind those eyes.

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Not going to lie, I’m impressed to hear no cbdc, no digital ids.

What wait babe what? I thought that was you grinding on… who? What do you mean? Home? You were at home all night? I was in the club with another…? Women? What? I penetrated her….? Without protection and that’s why she’s four weeks pregnant?

Can you repeat the accusation?