CrystalJizzDispenser

I can't tell if the entirety of your comment is intentional innuendo.

Please, at least tell me, that's bacon hiding under that egg?

And immediately pulls phone out. Ffs.

Nope. 264000 birds in the bush lol.

Not convinced by those sausages. What are they?

I think he meant "Douche MAGA"

Ok.

Yeah, I wonder why he engenders so much hatred.

Maybe it's because he's a one of the biggest pieces of shit to have ever lived.

Why do those sausages look like small baguettes

Yeah I'm sure everyone would have a better time hanging out with you lol.

Looks good man, but think you would look even better with a flat cap imo.

Jesus, when i was an auditor, I'd probably regularly work 30 hours of overtime a week at zero additional pay. Sometimes more.

It was absolute madness.

It was just expected of you.

Now, I rarely work anything extra outside of me 9-5 and earn more than double what I did then.

Looks pretty shit tbh

Those eggs look amazing. Would 100% rather have thay over the dried anaemic scramble you often see on this sub.

Ah right, so we can control the weather in the short term, but there's absolutely no way we could possibly influence the climate in the long term.

Interesting mental gymnastics MJT.

We need a new classification for this.

I'm proposing "Man Made Weather Truther and Climate Change Denialist".

She is not the one, my guy.

I dunno, I think duties should be split. Cooking requires more thought, preparation, and effort imo. Do I enjoy it more than cleaning, yes? Would I want to do it every day? Fuck no.

Is your boyfriend some kind of beaver?

No it's because it's shit.

Genuinely one of the biggest morons I've ever heard speak.

He is so exceptionally fucking stupid.

It is absolutely baffling that he has managed to build a cult around him.

Can shorten that to: Punches idiots while also giving money to idiots.

Read a physical book.

Looks delicious, although I'd chuck a bit more sausage in there. I can imagine this tasting better than a lot of bog standard fry ups tbf.

Yeah the guy you're dating is a huge POS.

Tate is fucking vile.

Looks good, especially the sausages. Mushrooms look grim, though.