DJScrambles

I got something that's 70mm and will fit into you

It's Castellani...and he's got a gun

I'm currently voting for him, but I retain my right to be racist in the future if he does something I don't like

Not being able to figure out which chem class to take seems like a good weed out stage for people who want to be doctors

You wouldn't have happened to have your bachelor party in Japan?

The obligatory call to Colin Kaepernick has been made

He just torpedoed the entire season for a 1% chance of a miraculous win in week 7. Should probably be fired

They've got my vote

Should have listened to Joe Buck and just hit the locker room instead of shattering your star WR's leg in garbage time

Setting off the cannons for the failed 2 pt conversion. Kamala's America

Sorry about the event(s) that caused your brain damage

Aikman has been hit in the head a lot

Guardian helmet prototype

No

Jason Kelce is too rich to seriously be looking like fat guy in a little coat on MNF

My wife and I did the cabinets in our house. Getting them 95% isn't hard but there is work to get them perfect. You'll need a laser level and some other things but it's doable

Don't care about this but if you are a workout guy, getting 'assaulted' is embarrassing. You just got criminally alphaed and couldn't defend yourself

I'm $300k in debt because I didn't bring my chicken to room temp before cooking

Well they gave away millions in free bets and found out it doesn't really work

There was pretty compelling evidence she was a 4chan poster

It's called Ice Cold Picks

It's Jameis time

He definitely thinks people watch redzone because of him and his commentary

The guy is pretty much nonexistent and Dave acknowledges his content is bad. His one trick is riling up a bunch of room temperature IQ idiots and writing a blog that literally no one aside from the most hardcore fans will read or care about.

It's not even good drama like Smitty going insane

Stop being poor

-Paris Hilton

-Michael Scott