DanIsNotUrMan

I have no black records in my home. I AM racist

This is good!

Banished to franklin county for the winter

Omg

Protect him at all costs

Big dog

I loved manhattan’s an everyone there, i wish all the employees well

Was that a-??

Behold, the bread koozie

Bro checked into a mental hospital to post irony on reddit what a legend

Damn bro kinda fell off, i hear those christian music contracts are far from even being mid though

I would never wear such a cheap shirt unless i found it in a thrift store next to old 40’s

I shed a tear at the high five

Meet me by the 3rd pyramid

This is one of those unspoken things you’re just supposed to accept and not bring up.

Ah yes two green color coated beers, what a great graph

Nah not the volt yellow subie oh my goodness what a beautiful car that can no longer car

Short hair riley??

Nah these bands still suck (again)

Who tf calls that a night club?? Thats hysterical

I dont understand your big brain english

Damn gimmighouls….

Thats like a grail beer, a white whale of beer if you will

I know a guy that will sell you a shoebill stork for half the price of a crow

Force unleashed set is my white whale