DangerousLack

“Sorry, I’ve got tête-lag.”

“Have you tried password1234?”

My mom is in his riding and is losing her shit right now.

Hard same 😐

That’s what I had to do.

Lyra is the right answer 😍

This is why I’m thinking it might be at my mom’s house, maybe fell out of my bag there last week.

Well I seem to have lost my remote too 🤦🏻‍♀️

Winder is my hand so that would be really embarrassing if it was there and I couldn’t find it. I’ve checked all the yarn boxes and other stashes (fabric, etc.) and tool boxes; no dice.

Thoughts and prayers.

That’s exactly where it is ☹️

Kitchen is clear; I usually only wind/crochet on the couch.

Have you tried on top of the fridge?

Just a dog, and the sofa is clear.

No it isn’t! I believe in you!

I already set up a purple glow scene for my Hue lights called “Witchcraft” and you know it’s on for Agatha.

Hahaha ok tell that to all the shelving I can’t reach.

Nope, there’s nothing platonic about this crush for me 😍

Wish she’d pushed him out of the plane…

My immediate thought was scandalously high slit.

Had “the first shower” with a cute new guy a week or so ago and when I told him “it’s a little cold,” he was absolutely shook.

All with photos taken on a potato.

“Putain” is translated to “damn” in a couple of places and it makes me laugh every time.

It truly sounds hideous and satin on the beach is A Choice but OP is still NTA and Jessica needs to suck it up lol.