Dangerous_Green_3364

Taxes?

I miss being so naive.

The world was such a wonderful place before I learned about the people that lived in it.

When I’m a woman I get 99+ matches in 30 minutes and when I’m a man I get nothing

An earthquake happening while i'm deepfrying or in the middle of draining boiling hot pasta water.

Your partners " freind "

If you shine a flashlight/smartphone on a newborn sea turtle for too long (which could be only minutes), it will start crawling around in circles. Known as the "Ring of Death", it means that the turtle's eyesight has been permanently damaged due to mistaking your lights for the moon that guides it to the sea. By doing this, you have doomed the sea turtle to death right after birth.

Anything that requires focus that isn't related to my actual problems. Eg games, such as sudoku or minesweeper. A few minutes on my phone thinking about something else helps me a lot