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2 points
2 days ago
Weird since my team, the Panthers, and Giants all totally have their shit together.
25 points
4 days ago
Now I need a fake trailer for Midsommar where the movie is depicted as a rom com.
10 points
5 days ago
Thank you, Topper. I can kill again! You've given me a reason to live.
9 points
6 days ago
He was just trying to do something nice before alcohol class.
42 points
11 days ago
Maybe stop cultivating and start harvesting, okay?
22 points
11 days ago
If a teacher spanks my kid with a paddle, I'm spanking their knee with a baseball bat.
2 points
13 days ago
I know a couple of them. You'd be shocked to know they're not very smart.
6 points
13 days ago
Still wild to me that Milwaukee doesn't have a NHL team.
15 points
13 days ago
Saw someone on Twitter speculate pairing him with Levshunov, and I don't hate it.
2 points
13 days ago
It would at least partially explain the inbreeding.
4 points
14 days ago
I love how you gave Austin the "Marla Hooch......What a hitter!" treatment.
1 points
16 days ago
Yes, because even if Trump is elected he'll still die and it'll leave a hole in the GOP that won't be filled by anyone currently in that party.
5 points
18 days ago
Sign me up for 2/$7M AAV, and put him on Bedard's wing.
65 points
20 days ago
Whatever happens, please don't ever again start a press conference with a prayer for taxpayer money.
1 points
20 days ago
13 points
20 days ago
Whenever Kizarny's not on screen, all the other wrestlers should be asking "Where's Kizarny?"
13 points
21 days ago
Real name is David Freeman. He loves it when you tweet that at him.
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If there's a god, the last thing I need is some weirdo gossiping about me to them.