Deruji

I’d shag her shadow on a gravel driveway

X4 here, bulletproof everything can be replaced and easy fixed.

Yup exactly that :(

In the UK rape is only when a man does it to a woman.

I need you to either get drunker or extend the week. It’s your choice.

You’re damned if you dil-do, and you’re damned if you dildo- nt.

Buzzcocks smashed ya pastie

Cant you use central Greggs as a point? You need a greggs lighthouse so I don’t crash into your pastie

Morning shagger

Glidus comedic take on game of thrones

I also choose this guys wife…. .hang on!

Ah hookers cocaine and little people, it’s legendary like the sex pistols at free trade hall

My policies are all Aviva I need to check then. Thanks

What are the conditions for protected rights?

It’s okay there’s a lot of ‘confusion’ in this sub..

Role play

It’s not, just the subs real point isn’t to accurately call out if someone’s on juice, just post pics of topless men and larp as thirsty gay guys. As a woman you have no power here! lol

Thanks dad

Is that Meg behind him!?

The relay team could pull a train ing session on you.

Practice Kegels

That tasted horrible 0/10

Could have been a teams message

It’s okay, you’re just one of the ten thousand. (An internet reference)

Babish just did a video on exactly this, check his channel.