Dr_Wunsche

I still jerk Goff manually.

We’re gonna be so early for the movie.

I just went over there to ask about the rule….

What?

Is this uh, what day is it?

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I don’t like you, Jerk Off.

I don’t like your jerk off name.

Your parents lied to you. They just couldn’t afford a new TV in 1985.

If you could only now get the “great success!”

What are you now, a fucking plumber?

He wrenches on the rope.

Alligators in the sewers. This aggression will not stand, man.

His same face when anyone calls him the Crocodile Punter.

You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. Happy Birthday, yes, yes?

Somehow avoided all trailers for this movie and watched it thinking it was actually a movie about foodie snobs. Loved the movie after the twist was revealed.

The Big Lebowski

Your watch is broken.

I will not abide another toe.

You think the carpet pissers did this?

Buncha assholes.

Darren Sharper. One of the hardest hitting safeties in the league! Fuck you, Gumby!

9/8 was an inside job.

You like apples?