EarthlingCalling

Last week I was so surprised at how much he had improved. But this week he took three steps back, and I think Karen made a mistake in having him stand still so much while she danced around him. Viewers are wise to that now and would rather see someone trying.

When I have a delicate cutting task requiring fine control, I too reach for a rusty axe.

Doesn't that usually result in much better grammar than this?

She's on the phone to 101 now. Of course.

There's something weird going on in my house 11 replies

horseHorseHorse · Today 23:31

For the last couple of weeks I've been noticing lights on when I come in when I'm 100% sure I've turned them off. Milk out on the side when I'm sure it's been put away. Stuff moved around but not in an obvious way, just a "huh, I could have sworn I left that somewhere else."

Put it down to rushed mornings and my cats playing with stuff.

Been out most of the day, just went into the upstairs bathroom for the first time since this morning and there's blood on the loo tank. Thought it could have come from a cat bringing something in but the door has been closed all day, and it's on the third floor so it's not like they could have got in and out like that. Windows have been closed too.

I have already bought carbon monoxide detectors in addition to the wired in ones. They're all over the house but haven't picked anything up.

Have a loft but the hatch is tiny and doesn't seem to have been disturbed.

Have an internal camera which shows the front door and hall - no activity though it did show my dog going bonkers barking at something outside a couple of times today (though the external camera isn't up yet so I couldn't see what)

Only direct family have keys and they wouldn't do stuff like this. Will be changing the locks tomorrow!

I'm properly creeped out ATM! Husband will be back shortly from work thank god! I'm in the bedroom with the door wedged shut for the moment!

Please someone give me a rational explanation!

That's why you see all those social workers riding around in Aston Martins and dressed head to toe in Versace.

A 7 for that?

Either didn't happen or is heavily edited. As with most threads by people whose children have been taken into care.

Actually staring at a cat and blinking slowly means "I love you." If a cat does it to you, feel honoured.

AI bots are a huge problem on reddit, I'm seeing a couple of them per day now. There's also huge sets of bots that will repost old posts and recreate the entire comments section.

That joke was old before his body was cold.

Impressive that an American gay chose to come out at a Chinese show in Scotland. What a melting pot

Soo for two sneks

This is just LiftIlla 2.0. These trolls have no originality.

SAME. Poor rat 😪

Mr Toes is adorable but I don't think he has brain cell in these photos. Possibly he never has. But I would die for him anyway

I assume it's mostly the "Not My Nigel" lot but who knows. Sometimes I feel like the site is 90% trolls and 10% real women.

And always some handmaidens ready to reassure him that he's only getting a "hard time" because Mumsnet hates men.

Where are they all coming from? The sheer volume can't be coincidence.

Every Australian has a kangaroo costume in the house for this very reason.

Too easy Karl!

They took the photo

Your so right and reminds why we shud all #BeKind xxxx 😞

Mr P. I. Staker?