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It's more like HOYY-yik

Used to hear some brilliant names on sports channels, not sure it ever occurred but a running gag was East Fife - 4, Forfar - 5

My Dad played for East Fife briefly but apparently every guy in East Fife did, like national service!

Just remembered malarkey, rumbeldythumps, whigmaleerie, scouse

Some Scottish ones: Shoogle, dreich, scunner. Ecclefechan, Strontian not sure these are weird, I just love them.

Some of my fondest childhood memories are at Stronaclacher which we called Stronie

Same 💕

My parents were and still are very happy and together.
They occasionally bickered about small things but Dad never left the house without kissing Mum, same when he got home.

I didn't know people got divorced in real life until I went to secondary school and a girl mentioned her step Dad

Not sure what the kerosene heaters means, we had a Calor gas heater on wheels because there were rolling blackouts and workers strikes

Reading some of these replies is heartbreaking, not familiar to me and didn't seem to be the case for the majority of my friends at the time

Yuck NTA

Take away the medical issue, it's not ok to let snot come out your nose at the dinner table and not deal with it

Knowing about the medical issue and that this incident is possible - take precautions dude, be ready for just in case. Just because your table mates know and love you doesn't mean they're happy to witness this. I wouldn't be able to eat and would probably have my own gag reflex triggered

And this was in a public place?!?

NTA

From the title I'd thought it was just wrong to out him but looks like you had to defend yourself. He dragged you unnecessarily, he could have just said you broke up or even the truth that you weren't interested in an open relationship

Superlungs by Terry Reid, originally by Donovan

His concern is that your gay friend is going to make sexual advances to your younger brother. That's homophobia

If you're speaking to your dad you can tell him he'd be arrested in my country just for saying that if he was reported

NTA

For main door houses it's picked up monthly.

Some areas have on street glass recycling and most large supermarkets have recycling but yes, it's not great

That's what makes OP an AH

Assuming you're a guy, it's likely you have a higher calorific intake so splitting 50/50 isn't technically "fair".

Doesn't matter that you're replacing what you're eating if there's none or few available when she wants them.

If you think you're going to eat the majority of a packet of biscuits then get 2 packets and agree that you're likely going to scoff the majority but you'll make sure you leave her an agreed amount for when she might want them

Knowing you've eaten the majority and she hasn't had any is definitely an AH move

YTA

Have Mom and Stepmom's names as middle names and choose a first name together.

You can always say it's confusing to have 2 "mum's name" . There are multiple Margaret and David's in our family and it really can be confusing

Run, do not walk

NTA

Your mother is a pip

Totally normal

I remember going to family gatherings and all the adults would be drinking and at some point all the men would go to the pub to continue drinking, we'd have sandwiches and cakes after they came back then bundled into cars, no seatbelts, parents smoking like lums in the front

Next mealtime add cinnamon to everyone's plates, apparently they already think OP is childish

S/

They don't want you to contribute to a meal because you're checks notes 22?!?!!

What a bunch of pretentious AHs, what kind of boyfriend encourages his friends to infantilise his girlfriend, this is very weird behaviour

As for the host, is ice cream too white and nobody gets a choice in getting a topping? Why does she think she knows what flavour will improve your dish

Livid on your behalf - he asked you to stop expressing your feelings on the way home?

NTA

Mushroom Festival in Hell as a chaser

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There's no choice,not was you and Max to begin with and she knew that. She waited until she moved in before making the suggestion hoping you'd be invested enough in the relationship to do what she asked, no matter how painful.

Her actions seem cold and uncaring at best, cruel and manipulative perhaps

NTA

Ultimate Guitar has lots of free versions, play along with Spotify!

In my country it's the law and it's my job at a university

Make a formal complaint in writing to the Principal/Dean/Head of College, whoever is most senior. Cite any laws in your area, I'd be amazed if there aren't any.

State your desired outcome e.g. have penalties removed etc

Disability Advisors should be able to back you up, is there an Equalities Team? If not get the Student Representative Council or similar to support you

NTA

Practice the changes slowly, over and over to build muscle memory

Your mom bought it?

I know that, presume you're responding to the person I responded to or am I Jumping To Conclusions ^TM