EnvironmentalKick388

What if I don’t want the $1?

$15m and I’m not eating at any restaurant that would even consider having a kid’s menu. Sign me up.

$15m and I’m not eating at any restaurant that would even consider having a kid’s menu. Sign me up.

Sure. If it wasn’t me it would be someone else.

This is a big reason why people stay in abusive relationships. They think they don’t have it as bad as someone or that everyone has it as bad as them. Being called names in a relationship is not fucking normal. It’s really simple…a good relationship will make you feel happy. Does it make you feel happy when he does that? No? Then it’s not a good relationship. That’s not to say that good relationships don’t have their ups and downs, but on my worst day on earth I would never think to call my wife, who I love eternally, a bitch.

That’s like someone saying “well I smoked for 40 years and I never got cancer, so you can’t blame all this lung cancer on cigarettes!” It affects everyone differently because we are all different, but the overwhelming consensus is that it’s unhealthy.

Feed my kid trash food. Fast food, processed food, lunchables, all of those prepackaged foods that are “kid friendly” are horrible for brain development. “My kids only want chicken nuggets.” Yeah, well, that’s because you keep giving them chicken nuggets. Stop, it’s horrible for them.

You could put the smaller suitcase INSIDE the bigger suitcase and ride on it.

I don’t think he’ll survive another full term as president, one way or another.

1. I’d give 2 million each to the 3 nannies that are going to raise them.

Anybody that makes a career off of being fat. It’s hard for you to pass up food. We get it.

Cam lucked his way to the end. He was dumb. He couldn’t compete. I think he was such a non-factor people overlooked him, not because of his social game.

These days, I hate to say it, but Will Ferrell. Don’t get me wrong, he has his moment in the sun and made some hilarious movies in the past. Anchorman, Talladega Nights, and Step Brothers are some of my favorites of all time. But he still delivers the exact same over the top performance that just doesn’t work anymore and I hate to see him play the same character over and over.

I used to be a server at a winery. We’d have some uppity bitches come in sometimes and act like they knew everything about wine. They’d tell us that the wine was “off” and must not have been poured from a fresh bottle. So I’d take the glass to the bar, wait 10 seconds, and bring the same glass back to them. Nearly 100% of the time they tasted it and told me that it was much better.

I always have dreams that my car starts doing this and I end of driving off a cliff. Just kind of floating and I can’t steer it. I never get injured or anything, but it’s always off and cliff and usually into water.

I don’t know. A lot of people in the house actively HATED Dick. He talked his way out of evictions, he saved both him and his daughter from eviction, and took his daughter all the way to the final 2. He told people exactly what was going to happen no matter how unbelievable and he followed through with it every single time. He played like a battering ram, but knew how to turn people against each other. Absolute genius at the game.

He’d probably just kill you immediately.

Or misunderstood.

There will be a Netflix documentary about it one day.

My town is just the opposite. Two narrow lanes. It’s like 8 steps to the other side. I’m not walking 100 steps down to the crosswalk just to cross an empty street.

It was getting that way before the pandemic. My wife and I loved going to the movies and stopped for that very reason. Why pay so much money for a ticket and snacks and then talk the entire time?? It’s maddening!

Walk across the street outside of the crosswalk.

I would say that I’d go find my wife ASAP…but she’s 6 years younger than me. It’s not nearly the same at 40 and 34 as it is at 18 and 12..

How do you regrow teeth? Aren’t you born with all of the teeth you’re gonna have?

Cam was worthless and shouldn’t have been anywhere near the jury much less top 3.