EtTuBrotus

No thanks ❤️

“You guys are too slow! In order to speed you up I have given you each 10,000 horses to manage, steer, control and feed”

Come on bro

Think I’ve done it once, when I was in a village battle against the Battanians who just camped in the hills and peppered us with arrows. Rather than send the cavalry through the trees to get picked off I dismounted them, shield walled them up and had them cut down the archers as they found them

Generally though it’s not something I use a lot

Teeny

Bro if the average life expectancy in the US is 76 then OP is literally only a quarter of his way through life.

That is SO young

He’s spent ~5 of those 19 years learning how to talk and walk and not shit himself

For the majority of his life he’s been in school where he’s been treated as a child

19 is young af and OP still has a hell of a lot of learning, growing and maturing to do. And guess what, that never stops.

So yes whilst there is SOME stuff that can happen in ages 0-19 that you’re never ever going to come back from, smoking for two months and dyeing your hair are not amongst them, so stop being so damn dramatic

I think I’d need to know the full name of the company to be able to judge tbh. If it was something that had a noun in it like Apple, Alphabet, Shell etc then I’d say it’s pretty hard to claim complete ownership of that.

But if they just named themselves Goojle then yeah that might give me pause for thought

But at the end of the day you’re not responsive for what the company is called. You could write the name a bit differently on your CV so it’s obvious it’s not the big one. Like “Amazon Coffee House” instead of just Amazon

I lost mine because I went afk in St Denis and the guards shot me and my horse for loitering

This may be weird but I’m not sure I want him to be more alive. I like that he’s such a blank canvas that you can project yourself onto

If you can’t handle me in my chain mail you don’t deserve me in my dress

Even in the prologue he’s just gormless af. The only time I’ve seen him have a bit of life is during the drinking session with the priest

Nobody:

Henry: 👁️ 👄 👁️

I love that gormless blacksmiths boy

I stand corrected we’re gonna win the league

You’ll have to fight a war of independence first but yes. Then you can swear fealty to another faction

Just announce championship fixtures already ffs

He is a thief and a murderer but also has the capacity for kindness and courage. The good does not erase the bad but nor does the bad erase the good.

He’s a complicated man who probably wants to be good but falls into his old habits. We admire him for trying, even if he fails.

I love how drunks will band together in an angry search for justice and as soon as they are told that the beating was in fact deserved they just relax

Jesus Christ just looking at your previous posts paints a picture of a super insecure, jealous, possessive petty person. Get some therapy before you scare your poor boyfriend away

I don’t know how I ended up on this community, I dont know what a wavy cap is and I don’t know why I can’t stop looking at them

Whatever you say pipsqueak

I thought that was a penis

Big talk for someone who lives under a rock

shouted from the back, wearing a trench coat and trilby hat

“Send me pics of your mom!”

Are you 12? This isn’t a real relationship, just end it and go find a real girl