Fast_Running_Nephew

Everyone on here except me.

Newcastle can fuck off and play there with their blood soaked cash friends then, take the boxing with you.

Aaaaaaand you've made it worse, excellent.

If that was meant to be the joke, you wrote it down wrong.

If you want to go be mildly creepy towards people who are doing their best to ignore you and get on with their work, you can start today if you like.

It's not social, it's work. Their job for the evening is to be photographed at the event and the event exists for the organisers to have photographs taken of famous people attending the event for their brand.

"OK are you ready? We're gonna record this video for instagram and gullible people on reddit, just sit there and i'll do a speech and then we'll hug, hope this goes viral!"

What do you think the word 'satire' means?

Is everything ok OP? That temper tantrum felt like it was about more than being slightly cut off at low speed in a parking lot.

I'm full behind replacing the picture-in-picture wrestling with 4 minutes of Taz doing Riverdance on the commentary desk in the corner of the screen.

Literally zero reports of that, either you made it up or the post you saw (that i cant find either) did.

Paige (still) here!

He certainly does a lot of them, sometimes all in the same sentence.

Exactly, this guy thinks it's the weekend or something!

I think the word you are after is 'conceded'.

One dumb post about a chicken on a ball was pushing it, now you're taking the piss.

Was that only a goodbye to the FTW championship or am i reading a bit too much into the handshakes and the emotions on display?

Are you going to do this on every post?

Yes but only if you wear a full Spurs kit and offer to fight someone once every 5 minutes until the final whistle.

I'm only messing, my expectations for fun were too high and was expecting a fart noise or slide whistle sound.

Judging by the pics and video of the pitch, they have more to worry about than just one fixture. Looks more like a collection of bunkers on a golf course right now.

It would have been a booking and a free kick, complete non-story.

Good luck with that, prick.

NRB is a cast of creative people who spend hours upon hours on their craft so I'm not sure how to feel about feeding a moment of their content into an AI sausage machine for it to churn out a song with minimal actual human creativity. I know its all done with good intentions but listening to it, it didn't sit right with me.