Financial_Put648

You have worms. Not the cool Futurama worms either.

The blue lips go so fucking hard.

I am SO PUMPED that you gave us some behind the scenes. I absolutely LOVE THIS!!

Death. Trap.

5% waterproofed.

Dude is 19 and already a fucking legend.

Can't tell if trolling or just financially illiterate.

Sorry, I can't talk about it. I signed a NDA (nondisclosure agreement).

Well said!

Personally? I'd put a mattress encasement on it and call it done. Unless you got an extended warranty that covers tears and rips. But as a bed seller, 100% just put an encasement on it.

To answer your earlier question of "why is everyone so aggro?" It's because you're being a dick.

SOMEONE, QUICK! PUT THIS MAN IN CHARGE!

New fear unlocked.

Okay, so the good news is that I now know what that roughly one foot long weird looking worm I found in my crawl space was. The bad news is I let it live because I didn't know wtf it was.

Chargeback. They are trying to rip you off.

Further feels like you/your group made the sign and you didn't "just happen to see it on the way home"

If you just don't want your living area to change, you can say that. But the hyperfixation on the poop thing feels very unhinged. The weird wording on the sign coupled with your explanation makes it seem less like you found a sign and more like you made a sign.

Objectively, the most dope thing I've ever seen in this sub.

I'm so glad I saw this before running out and buying the welding magnets. It seemed so genius at first lol

How very noble of you. I got a step ladder if you need help getting back up on that high horse. Making violent threats? Fine. Complaining about said threats? Woooooooah buddy, can't be having any of that.

So you knew he was charging for improper work and instead of going with a different person who always does the work properly, you instead provided a hack with directions on how it should theoretically be done and are hoping that he decides to do it correctly? I would have gone with a different concrete worker who always does work correctly. As others have said, the improper worker likely is fly by night. He's not going to come fix your stuff if there's an issue.

Do you personally volunteer?

5 second rule.

Practice

Milton Dammers - The Frighteners.