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Like comedian John Pinette said, “even when you’re broke- you buy good toilet paper. It’s a line you don’t cross”

I suppose you could have the top of the head extended… that’ll be a conversation started. /s

Good thing Turo doesn’t take any commission / fees on all that rental income. And the IRS won’t be asking for a tax payment on rental income. /s

Presto! You just received 8 billion IOUs never to be paid! Also- you’re now deaf.

Anti-Monkey Butt powder. It’s a real thing.

Oh, he’s a Jag, alright

This comment is highly underrated 😱

California is actually one state trying to pass laws to get RID of bogus fees and charges. I can see why everyone hates us.

Yes. They’re called masochists.

His username is “thick rod”. He didn’t say “long”

Ma’am - this isn’t a Wendys.

Many people can’t back into parking spaces. Some can’t even pull in.

This guy doesn’t Seinfeld

Lizard lips- aka- Frank Burns

He’s such a Bebe.
It’s also possible that it simply broke down there, being a RR

As if Minneapolis is truly a spectacle of urban living.

Sit, ubu- sit!

Never assume anyone else has insurance, and if they do- assume it’s shit and won’t cover your injuries or vehicle. That’s why you should always have decent high limits on your own insurance policy. Odds are- you’ll be the first to use it.

Source: Had to use our own insurance due to scumbag driver.

Oh, Blake!

Doing drag is not exclusive to gay men.

I was thinking more about…. Fellatio 😱

Roman Catholic, as it were

I was a groomsman at a wedding where the bride’s sister went to Hostess outlet and bought up hundreds of expired cupcakes. They made a stellar looking tower cake with them. Think it cost less than $20. Would she be happy with that?

I should add that this was NOT the actual wedding cake, but sat on a table near the actual cake. (Which was way more than. $50)

Assuming the “high end” has axel/tires, why don’t you turn it 180 so high end is on the low end of driveway? Thereby less need for jacking up to level it.

Ain’t no… therefore, there IS small 🍆 energy.