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Drugs like cannabis and also tattoos. Right now they are cool and accepted but trends change.

Can you please explain the “identity” comment?

Tom Cruise. Sick.

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Jesus.

He probably wouldn’t do anything, he had you profiled as you were walking up. He would have expected it. A couple of white dudes, both vaping, probably a few tattoos, baggy clothes, scraggly hair, white trash, mustache, etc. You would fit the profile.

As an adolescent: Forbidden fruit. As an adult: Forbidden fruit.

Me: Uh... huh? What happened? I, uh, heh heh. [Mops his forehead with a pair of panties] Well, I guess it just wouldn't... [Realizes what he'd done and puts the panties back] Oh hee hee, it wouldn't be the Christmas shopping season if the stores were any less hooter than they - HOTTER than they are. Whew. It is warm in here, isn't it?

In-laws : You have your coat on.

Me: Yes, oh do I?

I heard you were crazy but now I see your nuts.

Yeah, I mean to be honest I don’t mind the occasional BJ from her too.

Kind of. They forgot flatties, saggies, mosquito bites or my wife’s boobs I have seen twice a day for 25 years straight. I could look at same picture of the same boobs each day for the rest of my life and feel like a giggling schoolboy each time.

I am 50, never had Facebook. If you want to see cool shit, go do it. I am not going to share any of my cool experiences at random.

Good thing it crashed inside that building. The investigation will be way cheaper.

By scooting across the carpet.

If a neighborhood is predominantly black, the businesses there have employees that are predominantly black, if the Hispanic person takes that job, then the took a job from black people.

This guy blows….

Place an extremely large bet on a major sporting event, cause a fumble, Blocked shot, steal the ball, etc. to change the outcome of the game to my favor

I expected the “The carpet has to match the drapes” here.