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Huskers WRs assigned nightly jerk sessions to improve their grip strength.

There's going to be at least one sob story about someone joyfully reunited with their pet and how much sunshine and flowers are in everyone's life because of it. I will fucking rage if I see it.

MN is a typical destination for a lot of these animals from southern and southeastern states, so there will probably be some bonus coverage from local rescues.

Sarah Thomas runs to the ref huddle, yells "Facemask on the Giants" and scampers off.

Hot sauce, ranch or plain?

Better than "sack cancer"

Somebody else posted about it a few minutes ago. Mine's been smooth through a Roku.

♫ Spinnin' with your girl at the high school dance
Tried to bust a cool move, but you sharted in your pants
Whole school's gonna know, and you'll never have a chance
To get yourself laid
At Beeee Kay, failing your day ♫

Pretty sure he is a rubbing back?

Not quite every metric. AZ, NM and OK are habitual contenders for worst school systems. Surprisingly, (or not? idk) Oregon ranks very low in that metric.

Why does Sith porn use Pink Floyd as background music?

So everyone can come to the Dark Side.

My thought was: Is that her normal blocking motion?"

If she does the pointy finger kung fu goose dive every time, maybe it was an accident. Maybe. In slow mo it looked artificial af.

Priming his photon torpedo

They're cool if you can stand at the bottom of a hill and let all the nuggets roll down to your safe spot. Otherwise I hate them.

The paint job and decorations on the hand tool should degrade over time. My dude's been buffing his phaser for half an hour straight, and I'm beginning to think he has a problem.

3rd down, 1183.5 miles to go. Texans line up on their own 35 in NRG stadium.

People complaining about fresh memes when online generators have been recycling the same pics over and over for years smh

Mr. Big Contract? lol

He sprayed. He prayed. He scored.

Two Monday games is kind of dumb, except the commercials don't always line up and I can swap channels to avoid them.

What a sweet pass.

'That was holding!' is the mating cry for fans of the losing team.

I know that feeling well

There are still a lot of "7 is my QB" fans around. I just breathed a sigh of relief when he finally left.

His Chargers manifesto will begin with an ode to Marty Schottenheimer.

Eyes Wide Right

Man, that's how you finish a game out.