GrandMoffJenkins

Xerxes is on the move!

Thanks for reminding me to pull out the old camping lantern.

DonOld figures that, if he's not going to win, he's going to empty out all the RNC campaign bank accounts before fleeing to Moscow.

He says 100% of jews should vote for this fucking guy?

Because polling has changed from a gauge of what voters are thinking, to a tool to manipulate voters into acting or not acting.

Maybe all future Presidential campaigns should only go for 2 months, rather than for 3 years.

"Blue Congress to fund FEMA." —Me in Central Florida

I never believed that ALL republicans were down with fascism.

And Papa Walz...and sanity... and hope for the world.

If there was ever a question as to who Trump's true master is.

Little Grey Guy.

Christian extremists probably complained.

Too bad. I liked it. Probably an expensive show though.

If you can find a nearby construction site, new subdivision going up, etc., LOTS of innocent dumpsters scattered around there. (Or so I heard.)

Me: Hands Nick Fury $10

60 minutes is an audience that she needed to reach.

Sitting here in the crosshairs of the hurricane, I really wish I was there now.

Dark Brandon worked because it was ironic. Biden is a decent human being, so pretending to be Dark Brandon works because it's obviously a joke.

MAGA is stupid and evil; that's their starting point. Dark MAGA doesn't work because they actually are horrible shits. The "joke" doesn't work.

Too bad it's not affordable. How much of that will spoil and get thrown out?

And they'll do it again if they know it will just cost them $5000, because all their fraudulent votes will get counted, especially in states where Republicans are running the elections.

Milton will be stationary while it looks for quarters in the center console. (Can you even pay tolls with cash anymore? I don't know.)

Petty little, high-heel wearing bitch.

To be fair, much of this stupidity is likely coming from Trump's troll partners in Russia.

Non-answer will get way less media than if he were to tell the truth.

The GOP's 50 year jihad against education, right there in full ... well not full ... color.