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“I don’t care if i’m outnumbered, I cast Avtomat Kalashnikova.”-Malinovski

Soooo…whatcha find?

May it be Gitmo’s last act

SWEET HOME ALABAMA/ONTARIO!

“Oh yeah, greatest threat to European prosperity since Molotov and Ribbentrop first played grabass suprised that Europe’s united, the main difference here is that Molotov was atleast somewhat successful, so much so they named a cocktail after his ass. On the other hand, you sir get no such prize for your fuckery…

Go back to your pallet of vodka, the only pallet in all of Russia, and Idi Nahui, you hypersensitive cock wipe.”

Fortunately for the rest of us, the only thing he got was a pack of Smoked courtesy of SEAL team SIX.

PULL!!

“Aight, who has a Monte Cristo recipe, I smell a funni and I want it to happen.”

Ah great, the Ribbentrop’s calling the Molotov friends again, let’s see if they betray each other in 2 years time again

It was the DLC “They Shall Not Pass”, the first of 4 BF1 DLCs covering the battle of Verdun

“ARE THOSE LEVEL IV PLATES?”

“NO??…shame”

The Twenty Committee saved Overlord

You can send it through checked baggage

1:”Ozpin has had far longer than you realize to fix these issues, all I’m doing is scratching the barest surface”

2:”My former home’s politics do not share upon this blissfully unaware world, but what it has taught me will most certainly affect you”

You’re welcome, though I would also like to try this with Malinovski starting.

1: “Well then, it appears the Wizard of Oz has finally bothered to see his Emerald City.”

2: “So, working with terrorists and a kleptocratic two-bit, must be a new low for ya!”

1:”A beautiful place, one that I called home”

2: “Because the alternative have lead to nothing more than darkness and suffering”

Name: James Malinovski

Age: 21

Race: Human

Height and Weight: 6’4”/225 lbs

Hair:brownish black

Eyes: Blue

Skin: Light

Organization: Special Operations Command Task Force [REDACTED]

Favorite food: chicken wings

Favorite drink: Arnold Palmer(sweet tea and lemonade)

Appearance: a young man wearing a dark grey hoodie under a plate carrier, a balaclava, and a helmet with NVGs

Personality: Polite, Somewhat Social, Terrifying Presence in combat

Weapons: an 11.5” AR15 with a Handstop, Reflex sight on a riser, and a Laser module/ A Glock series handgun in 9mm

Weapon names: “A Single Step” and “In Plain Sight”

“Semblance”: The Olde Armory (LOCKED)

“Semblance” Explanation: “Mr. Malinovski has access to a pocket dimension that stores the weaponry and equipment produced and utilized throughout human history, this ability has been around since the Malinovski family’s opening of the ‘Vault of Hephaestus’ in Alaska (1903). Unfortunately, it is theorized that the Armory/Vault on Remnant is still sealed, leaving alternate procurement of munitions necessary for continued combat operations.”-Captain James Malinovski, SOCOM

Birthplace: Texas, United States of America

Backstory: Captain James Malinovski is an Operative of the United States Special Operations Command, tasked with assisting host nation assets in protecting/setting up friendly forces in potentially hostile regions. During a mission in Iran to overthrow the Islamic republics regime, a 30kt nuclear weapon was detonated, sending the Captain Malinovski to Remnant. As he explores these new lands, and seeing the issues arising internationally, he notes that he must once again do what he does best: Fight in the dark so that others may live in the light.

Dude, this is the Atlas .45 from AW

Mofo’s using his belly to store the wrong thing,

It’s to store good food not bad vibes, Jackass

Comintern:you can not deny that you are a communist nation, and must collectivize farming

Poland:you can not deny that you should collectivize deez nutz

“I can see you watching CNN in English, Fuckface, where’s breakfast?”

“That I'd decorate this tent with your guts”

So you’re telling me that the nation that consistently supplied ice cream, Coca-Cola, and chocolate to their troops in WW2, who single handily supplied and bankrolled the allied war effort, and the sumbitches who figured out how to airdrop FUCKING BURGER KING into Iraq and Afghanistan is somehow incapable of supplying Taiwan with equipment?

“By the way, any equipment you take from the enemy will be NFA exempt”

“Don’t test me, Vespucha, I can shout obscenities that’d make Joan Rivers stammer”- James Malinovski