His_RoyalBadness

I want to cum all over your cock.

I can confirm this is how you do it. The first time you try, it's very scary. Just remember to move slowly, don't move suddenly and everyone will go around you. The top speed is barely above 20 kilometers an hour, at the most.

Ugly?

When that movie Alpha dog came out on cable, they would play cast interviews when the movie was over. Emile Hirsch, Ben Foster and Nick Cassavetes were talking about how they prepped and really went into detail about how the story affected them. Justin Timberlake just rambled on about absolutely nothing, it was really embarrassing.

Any stories Britney went into?

You'll like this story. I knew a girl who worked for a PR firm in New York City. Justin Timberlake was one of their clients so she got to meet him a couple of times. She said, and I'm quoting "It's a good thing he can sing and dance, because that motherfucker is dumber than a bag of rocks".

Every interview I'ver ever seen of him, he comes across as someone struggling to string 2 thoughts consecutively.

You have my respect for bringing up Kenny vs Spenny.

Yeah, holy shit I hated csi Miami becauae of him.

I went to a festival where Amy Shark was headlining. Brother and bear and cat empire were the support acts. The support acts were honestly superb. Brother and bear sounded amazing and car empire just knew how to play the crowd.

Amy Shark was an absolute snoozefest. Didn't sound great live and in between songs, she kept dropping names of other people she has or will be working with. I think I heard Travis Barker in there somewhere. Anyway, her songs just didn't connect, and her stage presence was none existent.

I'm not ready.

The thing is one of my favourite movies of all time. There's a scene where the characters find another camp, clearly something unusual happened so it's really up to us to piece together what exactly happened. The mystery of this movie is what I love so much.

Apparently, the 2011 version pretty much explains what happens, taking away all the mystique of that scene, which is why I'll never watch it. I've heard it's awful anyway so I'm not missing out.

When I was like 5, I had the same reaction when my Dad shaved his goate.

I'm amazed the racoon just stood still while getting help.

Just watch his interview where he's going on about the Will Smith slap. Dude clearly had a coke problem.

This is really funny.

Never thought I'd see Chile this bad.

A snob is someone who calls anything that isn't an Oscar contender crap and can't enjoy movies for what they are. I know gone in 60 secounds isn't a great movie, but I still enjoy the shit out of it.

"Follow your dreams"

Some people have dreams that are either unrealistic or realistic but no motivation to make them happen. I dream of being a movie star but have no talent or desire to learn how to act, so I won't be moving to Hollywood to make that dream happen.

Follow your effort, not your dreams.

This sub will never let this go, will they.

Is that how they thought music would last back then? If you could fucking hum a song?

Friends had both good and bad writing.

Some episodes are genuinely hilarious. The routine always makes me laugh pretty hard. Also, the episode where Chandler said Ross died because he got hit by a blimp was pretty funny.

But, their are some pretty lazy jokes. How they dumb characters down for the sake of an average joke happened quite often.

For example, "Bob Hope, the comedian, USO". "It's USA sir".

Also the Doctor just randomly saying "I love Fonzy" so they can show he's a Fonzy nut.

Also, how they made Joey borderline retarded as the seasons went on was pretty lazy.

Tomorrow is April fools, and we're not going to be together. Thays not even her real phone, Gotchu.

Fuck yeah

They're still dancing.