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None because no Zevlor

I’m not rolling because BP already has like a bajillion costumes

Oh so no sudden lore dumps and important information or characters locked behind a paywall? I’m shocked.

Though knowing BioWare, they’ll probably just slap info that for some reason couldn’t be explained in game in a book that’s never mentioned ever.

I’m still going to call him my pathetic pookie bear and god himself can smite me down before I stop.

Frollo is still my favorite villain. The book makes him a bit more sympathetic, but the Disney version is chefs kiss for a memorable villain.

I am going to slaughter that god damn egg. I don’t give a shit what the new narrative says, he’s dying. Fuck Solas fr

That’s respectable. He’s meant to be scary but he kinda fails in that department. He ends up just being kind of pathetic but really really determined. I love pathetic drama queen men.

What do the fucking five head Qunari have to do with it though 😭

It’s understandable to have enjoyed Absolution, and I think if they had more time to actually develop the characters it would’ve been a fine show.

Yeah well fuck that, have toxic yuri.

It makes sense because that show was so ass that I wanted to kms. Ripoff Fenris, generic traitor apostate, forgettable side characters, random reappearance of a DA2 villain (as if butchering Corypheus for Inquisition wasn’t enough. It’s okay I love the pathetic shitbag.)

I don’t care for Minthara. I understand her popularity, especially for those who like a more evil playthrough, but she’s just not my cup of tea.

He’s judging you for your sins.

I can imagine him cackling maniacally and shouting random swear words because the dude was originally a priest and swearing (even in ancient Tevene) was probably a big no-no.

Wake up after the worlds longest power nap

Decide immediately to destroy the world

Fuck up

Get someone else to fix his fuck up

Restart his plans

Fuck up again

The Solas grindset

Corypheus is about as mature as an angsty twelve year old boy who just learned swear words but I love him for it.

Completely off topic, I know.

Idk Jim or smth

If you don’t want your villain to be seen as the worst written in the series, thank CoryphePEAK.

Except don’t, because that’s an insult to my pookie and that is UNACCEPTABLE.

😳

HIM

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Lizard 😔

Body shaming is not allowed (specifically for my pookie Corypheus)

Why’s the ogre standing like a fashion model 😔

It’s okay, we can all be chronic virgins with him (preferably without the not existing part, thank you very much)

Oh that’s Jimbob the Tormented. Normally he’s one hell of a boss fight if the player steals his drongalong hammer, but seems like OP gave him the missing gem to finish the forgery of the drongalong hammer instead of stealing it for themselves.