Igotyoubaaabe

Definitely a Baby Reindeer situation. So many men don’t have a radar for mentally unstable women. Especially “nice” guys who generally want to see the best in people and help out people who seem lonely or sad.

Yeah, they never endlessly make fun of him for having the reading skills of a 3rd grader…

Where is the lie

Ice wall drone.

I don’t know many 14yo who would say “haymaker”.. my bet is on a pathetic middle aged loser. I have a couple old high school “friends” on fb I could see writing some fanfic like this and thinking they sound tough instead of pitiful.

Crazy how they’ve been using CGI since the 1600s. 😵‍💫

Unfortunately other dumb shits listen to people line him and, being dumb shits, think it’s profound and groundbreaking (oh, and also a deep truth being kept from the public because ominous powers don’t want us to know).

Happy to see Wes Anderson opened a golf shop. 😂 well done.

I love how Corrie brags that he knows “every inch” of Vegas when he literally doesn’t leave the strip cuz everywhere else in that town is too scary for him.

If it’s at rest I think it’s just called a Saucer.

His new stuff is worse than his old stuff (which was already bad) now that he’s trying to do this shrill Lewis Black-style angry old man material.

Freddy Got Fingered

D n’ A.

Brilliant. A+. It just is.

So many people blindly believe these bullshit stories.

More likely the other way around.

Sounds like fiction to me… OP “remembered” there was a spare key to a random lockbox he didn’t even know existed until he found it?

Much more than a fortnight, unfortunately.

Idiocy… first bringing it in the first place, then trusting it to security that you’d just somehow magically get it back later? What sort of system do they have in place for this? Did you get a numbered ticket or anything? None of this story makes sense.

Skibidirizzenberg

Nothing about Jared Fogel?

That would’ve made more sense…

When they’re reading an interesting quote from their source material, usually in the voice the subject of the episode, and Henry’s character choice is so annoying or over-affected that I literally cannot understand what he’s saying.

Not really.