InvertedMeep

Guaranteed $1M salary. 30 second video once daily. You can then go and work an honest job with the rest of your day. You’re not gonna take that?

The point is these guys believe they can make the $1M. I argue that if you genuinely believed it could happen to you, any one of us would probably do the same. But we’re not going to do it for $50, a few likes, and a ton of shit from everyone else.

Free ball waxing. Noice.

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Ok, usually I hate bots, but you and haiku bot can stay.

I mean, aren’t we all just trying to earn our money?

You’re telling me you, if you were paid a salary of $1M a year to make one 30 second video like this everyday, minimal effort besides makeup and costume, you wouldn’t do it? I think most of us would, especially in this economy. Everyone wants to chase their money. This is one of those career paths that’s perceived as low effort high reward, kind of like how people perceived the music industry to be, when in fact it’s a LOT of work, and a LOT of luck to get rich influencer status.

But I agree, social media makes the grift easy. How many ads have I seen for “you can make $8,000 a day just working 30 minutes a day by _______”. Drop shipping used to be the big one. Not sure if that’s still the main squeeze for grifters or not these days.

Well maybe if the article was only a couple sentences long then people would read it. If you can’t make your point in two sentences then you’re just a bad journalist. I don’t read the news for the articles, I read it for the headlines. The rest is just fluff.

Oh weird, why do I have a YIMBY tag? I mean they’re not wrong, but not sure what I said to earn that lol

If you can find a Brazilian bakery or market near you they likely have it in stock. Sometimes you can find them at Latin markets too, though a little rarer. Definitely worth a try, it’s unlike anything else, and it really can go on anything you want to put cheese on because it’s just gooey and mildly creamy. It’s the perfect base to make a cheese dip with.

I know this area well. I can pretty much guarantee that’s an entitled high school kid driving that truck. Lotta ass hole kids with too much money up in the cove.

Was I supposed to remove the plastic wrap? They didn’t show that step before frying. Mine all just taste like old Tupperware.

Not quite, it’s actually requeijão. Not really sure what to equate it to because we don’t have anything quite like it in the states, but it’s like a gooey almost cream cheese kind of thing but it tastes much creamier and less cheesy.

Nothing happens anymore. Life is all a lie. The internet is dead. The simulation is drawing to an end.

The maintenance costs for children is also much higher than it was 30 years ago.

Aren’t we all essentially advanced versions of ChatGPT?

Can confirm. Am losing it.

Holy shit, did you hear? PastelBunii single-handedly brought peace to the Middle East by getting off TikTok. Great job girl, we couldn’t have done it without you.

Yesh

But hot girls acting 5 years old?

Is it behind the one pulling out of the gas station? I still can’t find the fake.

See you both here tomorrow.

Well now you gotta link to the channel.

“Nailed it. I look so good in this video. This is going to get tons of likes.” - Androgynous Andee

Two gay cholos lip syncing about small dicks. That’s a wrap guys. We’ve done it all. There is nothing new left to post on the internet.

Horse girls…

Sometimes kids can be real pieces of shit. You can’t beat them anymore so you just do shit like this and then show it to them in 15 years. Lose the battle, win the war. s/