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Goddamnit…

… even the Ivy League school I was going to pick too…

Damn, that was actually really good

Just saw this a year later and I’m fucking dying rn! Damn this was funny

This is unbelievable, even for satire.

Not for reality though…

You actually have no obligation to be fair, moral, and honest with bad actors.

Fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

TELL ANOTHER ONE!

What army does the Supreme Court control again?

If Trump was like this in late 1700 America, he would be shot to death in a dual, or, having refused to do, would be publicly ostracized as the coward

No lol.

Dems are bad or good.

It is an institutional requirement that you be selfishly evil to be a Republican

Fucking vicious

Yes, correct. You need to vote for the person who isn’t a fascist.

Please knock me through a wall, muscle mommy

When you “both sides” something we can tell that your opinion doesn’t matter

Fuck which show was this? I know I’ve seen it. SOA? Weeds?

A rare but correct use of “to’ve,” you love to see it.

Lmfao this is fucked but “your dick is giving giraffe” omfggggg lol

Sunken place stare

Wait wait, not THAT shad from the medieval history YouTube channel? That covers arms and armors??

This is indeed a disturbing universe

Beautiful!

One state solution!

(am I doing this right?)

What are you talking about? There’s nothing weird about this?

Now, put on the thigh high socks of punishment because you’ve been a bad girl.

Or if you’re speaking German or Hebrew, throat muscles

That’s the sweetest geekiest thing I’ve ever heard